Nope

Have you ever been invited to a party and gone to (and entered) the wrong house?

Almost xD My mom had to get out of the car and show me the right house. I was like...7 xD
Have you ever had to do a skit on stage for your class, and then tripped and fallen off?

...cuz I have xD

Yeah, more than once >.>;

Ooh, your Paper grew up! :o

Have you ever accidentally dialed the wrong number and rambled on for several minutes before realizing you got the wrong number?

Yes, many a time
Have you ever been in a police car

No? I don't understand the question. D: :P

Have you ever not understood what someone was saying? :P

Yes this guy always talked beside me and my dumb teacher always said it was me and I'm a GIRL

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Have you ever peed in your pants at a public restaurant? on the first page my sister did once, my other sister was taking so long that my sister really did lol

Have you ever been in a movie without being noticed?

Yep. Watched three movies with one ticket, it was awesome :drool:

Have you ever bought something you thought you needed, only to return home and find the exact same thing lying about somewhere in plain sight?

Yuperoni

Have you ever tried to sing off key but sounded good? ((That's happened to me before lol))

No, the exact opposite, actually. XD

Have you ever drank something you thought was non-alcoholic, but ended up getting drunk?

YES A&W rootbeer but not really I just got uber hyper to the point that I had a "Hangover" but it was fake...I think << >>

Have you ever fallen in love with a pregnant woman? ((It's random but still))

Nope.

Have you ever slipped and fell over on a banana peel?

Nope

Have you ever been so excited about any movies that you barfed?

Nope.

Have you ever saw something so awesome that you just had to get one? Even if it was super expensive?

Nope luckily

Have you ever cheated on your girl/boyfriend with their best friend

Nope.

Have you ever clicked around on the mouse so much that your finger became numb?

Yes yesterday

Have you ever sold out in a vending machine?

Thankfully no. If I see an item that's sold out on the vending machine, I'd just choose another product.

Have you ever smiled or laughed so long that your jaw felt unhinged?

yes it doesn't really hurt it just feels kinda numb

Have you ever won a radio prize?

Nope. Don't listen to the radio a lot, and never make calls.

Have you ever worn a pair of sunglasses for so long that you forget the real color of the sky?

yeah sad isn't it

Have you ever seen a black widow on you?

Nope...black widows aren't native here so the only chance of seeing one is in a zoo somewhere, locked behind a glass box.

Have you ever thought a mosquito was stinging you and smacked it without looking, only to look down and find some sort of other insect on you instead?