No. But I did get stuck in an elevator once....between floors with the doors open O_o

Have you ever gone into a bar when you were too young to be there?

Yep. A lot. I played the bowling game while my dad got drunk.

Did you ever eat REALLY BADLY burnt food?

No, I can't eat char and ash x_x

Have you ever been the one to burn the food and expect others to eat it?

Nope. I only cook for myself.

Have you ever had dirty thoughts about someone/something you know you shouldn't have?

Yes. Again, I'd be dead if I didn't XD

Have you ever slept for an entire day?

Well, I meant something crazy.. like.. something it would be REALLY wrong to have dirty thoughts about.. xD

Uhhhhm... I dunno how long counts as sleeping for an entire day.

If you mean before sunrise until after sunset, then no.

Have you ever lost an article of clothing in public?

No. But I did have a guy in a bar try to buy my bra so he could take it home as a souvenir. It was Mardi Gras and he was drunk. -_-

Have you ever crashed into a stationary object while in/on something with wheels (bike/car/skateboard)?

Creepy.

Yes... the first time I tried to ride a bicycle without training wheels, I rolled down my driveway, then crashed right into a street sign's pole.

Have you ever licked something on a dare?

It was creepy T_T

No. Not real big on licking people ^_^;;

Have you ever forgotten to call someone on their birthday?

I said something, not someone xD

You must be distracted today.

I don't think I've ever called anyone on their birthday.

Have you ever kicked a pet and DIDN'T feel bad about it?

Man, I keep misreading these! Then the answer is yes, batteries XD

No. I'm not in the habit of kicking pets. ^_^;; And when I do I feel guilty. But if it was a nasty evil pet, no.

Have you ever tried to dye your hair one color and it came out another color completely?

Often. Apparently you have to bleach your hair multiple times if you want to be blonde and not some funny orange colour.

Have you ever rolled down a hill for fun?

Yes. And I've gotten poked by the scratchy grass doing it D=

Have you ever jumped off a bridge?

Yes.. not very high ones.

Have you ever broken a bone?

No. Knock on wood. o.o

Have you ever used crutches?

Yes, when I broke my leg the first and the second time.

Have you ever eated a whole tub of icecream?

Yes...well, the little ones that are two and a half servings >_>

Have you ever gone for an appointment or meeting on the wrong day?

Nope, but I'm almost always late ^-^;;
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Have You ever tried to scream in a crowded room?

No.

Have you ever fallen asleep at your computer?

Nope.
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Have You ever tried to eat carpet? o-o

Nope. Unless you're talking about something else. xP

Have you ever pulled a muscle that you didn't know you could pull?

Nope
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Have You ever drooled at a cute guy/girl? xD

Like, literally drooled?

'cause probably not if that's the case. xP

Have you ever blushed so much that you thought you would faint?

Yep, I lost my balance though xD
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Have You ever kissed a fish? o-o

Nope. How do you even kiss a fish? o_o

Have you ever kissed a dog?