Because English is a weird language

What happens when you eat two chocolate mint cookies?

Then you want more chocolate mint cookies .
Why do we have to poo and pee? D:

Because God is one crazy bastard.

Why did my computer have to break?

Because it can!

who won red or blue?

Neither. The crowd was in an uproar and overran both.

Why do fools fall in love?

So there will be ope for the rest of us.

Why am i alergic to a bunch of stuff?

Because it is in my plan for world domination! Puwahahahahaha! <-that makes perfect sense. xD

Why can't I go to sleep?

Because you're addicted to word games

Why did Christian win?

Because he's FIERCE!
Why do my ears itch?

Haha

Umm because tiny knomes moved in and all their tiny feet walking round make your ears itchy

Do you eat avacodo facial masks?

No that's left for the monster in my closet.

Why did my friends pants explode when they opened the fridge?

Because they're radioctive to the cold o_o

Why is dust everywhere?

Because it's planning to take over the world. xD

Why must nail polish be so distractingly shiny?

So that dumb girls can fool dumb guys into thinking they have a personality.

Why does bruises both hurt AND itch?

Because... *is tempted to answer it seriously but resists* xD <- major geek

Because I say so! xD

Why must people be so unreasonable?

Because unreasonable is all the fashion, m'dear.
xD

Why must my hairspray hold my hair in place?

Because it doesn't. You only THINK it does. Five minutes later when you leave the house, it will all come tumbling down. xD

Why can't it snow in the middle of summer?

Cuz once a year, during summer, I steal all the snow and take it to where I live, in New Zealand, where I use it to make a giant evil snow cave lear to plot taking over the world.

What question should I ask?

You should ask why the sky isn't green or speckled lavender on ordinary days. xD

Why won't my dragons grow up already? TT.TT

Because they, quite like my own dragons, are annoying.

Why isn't the sky green or speckled lavender on ordinary days?

Because it really is, but there are these tiny pigment eating creatures that live up there and eat all the other colors but blue. xD

Why is it so hot here? @[email protected]

Because unlike where I am, it is summer where you live.

Why am I watching a movie targeted at 6 year olds?

Because you're bored out of your mind and are secretly a child at heart.

Why can't I stop replying to Word Games?

Because I'm here and I rock.

Why can't I stop replying to word games?

Because this is the plot to ensnare people's minds and make them our slaves! Puwahahahaha! xD

Why must I go to work?