in a sand

pit full of

gummie bears and

break dancing monkeys

that also like

to scuba dive.

for mystical leprechauns

that were drunk

and singing karaoke

quite badly really,

while in a

mall full of

old angry women.

This sight was

strange and unsettling

and it made

me want to

eat fudge for

breakfast lunch and

dinner for several

snacks in between

watching dogs bark.

I am a

millions of firecrackers