Yeah. The vampires have diamond hard skin, and diamonds sparkle, so vampires with diamond hard skin must sparkle too! And that's why they've moved to Forks, Washington. Because it's always dreary and overcast there and the sun doesn't shine and so they never sparkle. And nobody notices that they go to high school for like twenty years. I guess that's normal in Forks. XD

Everything I know about Twilight, I learned from stuff that makes fun of it. So I know all sorts of stupid facts. Although, I have to say that more than the sparkling part, the birth of Bella and Edward's baby is the worst. Because he knocks her up while she's human so she has a half-vampire baby and when it kicks, it breaks her bones. But it's in some weird hard placenta thing, so I dunno how that happens. Edward has to bite the baby out of her stomach. -_- And when the baby pops out, Jacob, the werewolf dude instantly imprints on her. So now he has an infant for a mate and it's just all kinds of fucked up.

i watched supernatural once online... it was okay, but i get bored of tv easily so yeah...

Hi Amulet ^_^

My friend sent me some episodes of Supernatural to watch. I watched them on her recommendation, but I just didn't like it. =P

W...T...F...?

I don't get how they could even get a baby in the first place. A dead body somehow impregnating a human? That's just bizarre.

And lol. In another 20 years or so, there's going to be a pack of half-werewolf-quarter-human-quarter-vampires running around soon :XD Man, that's even more messed up...

And if the baby could break her bones with just a few kicks, why doesn't she just claw her way out of Bella's stomach or something? Instead of having Edward bite her out? :|

I know right! :rofl:

I don't know if the Twilight vampires are dead or not. There was something about a venom, so maybe they're like...something else? Like I said, I haven't actually read the books. XD

Oh boy, a pack of messed up mythical creature things. Do you think they'll sparkle?

I have no idea. It makes no sense.

Hmm...then that's possible then. Like some kind of infection that turns people into a vampire...

Oooh, sparkling werewolves! :insane:

Yeah, that would probably make more sense than the books make. XD

They'll be the next big thing! Like my little pony! All the girls will want them so they can comb their sparkling hair! They'll start breeding them in miniature versions so people can keep them as pets XD

lol I wouldn't mind keeping a sparkling werewolf cub as a pet...XD

Though I'd like an Amphiptere first x3

I'm content with my dog. I don't need any pets that can potentially infect me with sparkling werewolfism. XD

lol

Too bad Amphipteres don't exist in real life D;

That's probably for the best. People are already scared of snakey things as it is. Snakey things with wings would be scary scary scary. I can see people running around ducking and screaming as the things swoop down at them.

Hello! back again. XD
I have an answer to the whole reason on how Edward was able to get Bella pregnant if you're interested. It's an odd explanation. I think you could only find it if you read the book.

Welcome back Wifey! *huggles*

Ok. I'm game. Explain the pregnancy thing to me.

Kinda simple and yet I wonder where she came up with it.

Basically something that has to do with who is the vampire and who is the human.
Apparently when females are turned they become sterile so are no longer able to have kids. Males on the other hand don't become sterile so are able to impregnate human women. (cause the vampire females wouldn't work)
This seems strangely sexist to me.

In other terms. Bella human + Edward vampire = kid
Bella vampire + Edward human = no kid
Bella + Edward both vampire = no kid

And there was also a whole story about vampire(demon) offspring and how the mom always dies in birth.

I also have a suspicion that the females are sterile cause a pregnant woman can't possibly be pretty or something. (one of those false labels)

Sorry if my thoughts are scattered. >_<

Something tells me her religion really colors her views on women.

*pets* It's ok ^_^

And yet her main character is the complete exception to that rule. I mean she skips the whole blood lust phase completely. Unlike all other vampires in her book, she is the one who has complete control over her eating habits at the very beginning. All others have to wait a while before mingling with humans again.
She is the Mary-Sue of a mary/gary race. >_<

*purs* ^_^~

And thus you've pinned the problem right there. I hear that she first got the idea for the book in a dream. Probably starring herself. So it is one big Mary Sue fantasy.

Tail! *kerpounce*

You know it would have been okay if there was only one mary/gary aspect. But there had to be both. That ruined it in the end. I honestly thought that was odd about the dream part. I've had dreams (and written then down) but none are exactly mary/gary-ish.

Meow.

Yeah. Ah well.

Nice hat. It would probably go with my outfit :D

*snuggles tail* :heart:

lol. probably would. Can't remember where I got it...

*snuggles Cookie*

Headworks. All hats come from Headworks. I always know where to buy hats and shoes, but everything else is so confusing o.o

*snuggle nuzzle love* :heart:

-Shimmies in-
Howdy all. :D

lol yeah. I just couldn't remember the name. >_<

So getting tired yet, Hubby? *:heart: huggles*

Hello Sexii! How are you?

Hey Placebo.

Woo. We're almost to page 750. I dunno if I wanna fork out for another page prize. I'm feeling stingy. :o

@Wifey - I am tired. I took that little nap earlier, but my friend called during the middle of it. 4am and my phone was ringing. So I talked to her. Then slept a little more. Then fed the dogs and I've been up ever since. I agreed to go to lunch with my mom. Just waiting for her to get here.

@Cookie: Aw so no nap for you? poor cookie. :hug: