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Name: Sanaa Royce
Username: PhoenixIllusion
Age: 25
Role: The Bodyguard
Quotable Quote: "Hm? Well, I just felt like redecorating the place, you know, repaint the walls and get ne-WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK HAPPENED!?"
Personality: She's... Well, she seems to sway between a fierce, serious woman who takes her job to extremely serious levels, to a cynical, sarcastic and not-amused critic to a complete bitch who just hates the freaking world and everyone in it. And that's on a normal day. She does have her soft womanly points, however, like an affinity for cooking, sewing and cleaning, and liking shopping to a certain degree(although considerably less than most girls), but for the most part, she's completely jaded and a lesbian.
Interesting Facts: She's absolutely terrified of... Worms. Yeah. Worms. She's also skilled in a wide range of weapons and is good at thinking on her feet. Oh, and she's very stingy with money.
Biography: Life before didn't really consist of much. She was born to a family who had a long line of military and police persons, and it figures she'd also follow. However, because she had to also haul a certain man whore's ass out of trouble repeatedly, she gained the skills to graduate early. Afterwards, she ended up following her childhood friend around, making sure he didn't get himself in prison or worse. There's also the last boyfriend she had before she turned gay... But she pretends he doesn't exist.

Name: Wyatt Seysch Aisenyl

Username: Mira-Charma13

Age: Seventeen

Role: High-Schooler

Quotable Quote: “I do not scream for ice cream, for if I screamed for ice cream, my mouth would be occupied, and my said scream for said ice cream would be a pointless endeavor.”

Personality: Is extremely…weird, and quirky. Wants to be a…mad scientist. Is obsessed with chemistry and engineering. Often wears dark colors. Likes snakes, and robots. Has a problem with the opposite sex, for some reason. Can be a nice boy when he wants to be, but doesn’t trust easily and rarely forgives someone once they’ve angered him. Is very sensitive to blatant insults and slurs regarding his sexuality, for he is…confused. He is not looking for a relationship and is not interested in cooperating with the government—he is paranoid of authority figures, of all kinds. Likes to play pranks on people.

Interesting Facts: Usually speaks softly, but squeals, or ‘meeps’ when he is excited, tickled, or hugged around the middle—without fail. Has a habit of nibbling on his fingers. Has a slight slouch. Is obsessed with ice cream and utterly detests those awful green ‘veggie-tables.’ Is afraid potted plants and frying pans are trying to take over the world.

Biography: Wyatt was raised by his very conservative mother, and by her alone. Growing up, she pushed him too hard in school, and as a result, he grew farther away from her, and some of her views. He is conservative only in the sense that public affection...and affection in general...is not his thing, at all. Plus, he prefers more modest dress in public, for both males and females--as a result, he shows very little skin. He was skilled in school, particularly in chemistry and engineering. Though approached a few times about ‘dating,’ Wyatt had no interest in any takers, male or female. He stubbornly insists that he is asexual and has no care for sexual matters. He also has issues with overly-sexual women. When he is overly-embarrassed, he will flail around a bit, blush, and attempt to hide. Like an embarrassed little girl.

Name: Gil Night
Username: darkninja0200
Age: 35
Role: The Agent
Quotable Quote: Negotiation? That's the name of my handgun! *Hold's up a Desert Eagle*
Personality: He has been a little down on the inside writing horrible poetry about his 'tormented soul'. On the outside he fancies himself to be a real life James Bond with the skills to prove it.
Interesting Facts: He tends to overarm himself for the job at hand carrying half a million hidden weapons. How he hides them is anyone's guess. He also has a fear of spiders.
Biography: Gil had a good life going. A good paying job with decent hours and very thrilling and an extremely hot girlfriend. That is until she broke up with him. After which he spiraled into a montage of drugs and alcohol and surprisingly through all of that was able to keep his job. But now he has a tendency to write horrible poetry about his emotions at that moment. Mostly poetry about His Ex-Girlfriend. He currently is on assignment to find some of these reported 'potent men' and 'fertile women'. Though he found one of them to be his Ex GF and has mixed feelings about bringing her in.