Hallo! I'm in desperate need of some new music to listen to. I've been in the same cycle of Aerosmith, Avenged Seven Fold, the Moulin Rouge soundtrack and Devil Wears Prada for the past three months. I listen to anything except that new pop crap, country, and rap. Can anyone please give me some suggestions?

You should check out The Black Keys. They're kind of a modern twist on classic rock. Based on your few criteria, I think you'd like them.

That Handsome Devil - Cry for something different.
Bat Boy Musical - Three Bedroom House for the love of musicals.
Frank Gorshin - The Riddler for no reason other than it's classic camp. Approach with caution; this pudding contains puns.