Yeah, right. That pig-headed boor.... er, I mean utterly wonderful gentleman will be unmoved. He'll believe what he wants to believe and I do not deem it to be in my best interests to persuade him otherwise. (air of finality and haughtiness)
Ah well, don't be too bothered. A girl's gotta eat, after all.

Youpu knopo, Skapai-kupun apand a-pai apar prepetipi mupuch opon apa ipignoporiping fepest rapite napow. Ipit's stupupipid (I hope your P-language is still good)