(Moderators, i know there's a thread about what you hate to get in comments on a story, but this is based solely on my biggest pet peeve...so i feel there's a difference.)

Hello all!
So, has anyone else gotten what I, ever-so-affectionately, like to call "stupidity posts"?

Stupidity posts are short, dull, un-helpful, and overall pointless comments on a story, usually made when the author has specifically asked for constructive critisism.

A stupidity poster has about 5 different forms:

*The Fan-girl
*The Flamer
*The "UPDATE!!!"-er
*The Kindergarten Drop Out
And, last but not least,
*The Plain-Jane

Oh, look! I found the perfect Fan-Girl example!

Quote:

OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED MORE!!! Yes, I missed you and your stories!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP POST!! O, already said that. Ah well, just please? Post?

Notice the obnoxious squeal? The constant "POST!"? The insane amount of exclamation points? Now all it needs is the classic typo of a "1" instead of a "!"...Oh, wait! HERE it is!

Quote:

AWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!111!

Wow. Just...wow.

The Flamer!

Quote:

u suck

short, mean comment hating on a story with no explanation whatsoever.

The "UPDATE!!!"-er! (not to be confused with The Fan-Girl)

Quote:

UPDATE, UPDATE

um, wow....

The Kindergarten Drop Out!

Quote:

OMG LUV THS! updat soooonn!!! PPPLLZZZZ!!!

Oh, come on! Look at this spelling and tell me they dont deserve this title!

The Plain Jane!

Quote:

pretty good

just those comments that leave you thinking....That's all?!

So, my question is:
Do you get Stupidity Posts?
Do they bug you as much as they bug me?
Are you a stupidity poster? (come on, be honest) if so, what kind?
What kind of stupidity posters annoy/amuse you the most?

Oh, and please. Feel free to give examples.

More examples of stupidity posts! (because you know you like making fun of them)

Quote:

EEP! That was the cutest thing ever! I loved it!

yeesh, again with the eep!

Quote:

awe yeah!!! WOOHOO!

You know what REALLY bugs me about this one? Not only is it completely pointless...But they spelled "aw" wrong. It's "Aw" or "Ah"!

Quote:

=) AWWWW I LOVED IT !

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Quote:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! o em jesus! dude!!! greattttt chapter! sooo cute. did you totally get that one guy who can take his shirt off with a soccer ball on his neck from paul??!! love ya lots =]

Oh, good god....I think this one is self explanatory.