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Old 09-24-2011, 02:26 PM

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Once upon a time there was a man with a 25 inch penis.

Any guy would be excited to have such a big penis, but this man was not.

So one day his friend told him about a witch who could help him.

So the friend gave the man the witch's address.

The next day he visited the witch.

After telling the witch his problems she asked to she his penis.

After showing her, she thought for awhile and finally came up with an answer.

"Go into the woods and find a frog.

Ask the frog to marry you and each time it says no, your gigantic jewels will shrink 5 inches."

The man quickly ran to the woods.

After searching for an hour he finally found a frog.

He ran up to it and asked it to marry him.

"NO Thank You" the frog said.

The man looked down and watched his penis go from 25 inches to 20.

The man asked the frog two more times, and again, it replied no.

Once he was at 15 inches he thought 10 inches would be perfect, so he went up to the frog and asked it to marry him.

The frog replied.

"How many times do I have to tell you.... NO, NO, NO"

The man looked down at his jewels and watched it go from 15 to 10, and from 10 to 5, and finally from 5 to not even a centimeter.
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Last edited by Knerd; 10-19-2011 at 12:15 AM..

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Old 09-25-2011, 03:47 AM

XD I liked this story. "Be happy with what you got," right?
Bahaha~ Nice job ~ c:

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Old 10-13-2011, 07:28 AM

LMAO! The viscous irony amuses me. :XD

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Old 11-06-2011, 06:40 PM

LOL oh my! That was great! :XD

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Old 12-03-2011, 04:19 AM

so quirky and amusing!

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Old 12-12-2011, 08:59 AM

Omg. That was really just amazing. Thank you for the amusing story haha. :D

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Old 01-19-2012, 06:10 AM

LOL morals of the story, be happy with what you got, No means no, and never ask a frog the same question twice lol

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Old 01-26-2012, 07:48 AM

:XD Oh God. I can't say I like the format, but you definitely made up for it with the humor. I laughed out loud! :lol: Also, the story had a clear moral, which I liked, and it was a good one too. Be happy with what you have. A lesser moral maybe is that magic always has a catch. :o While a 25-inch penis honestly sounds horrible, never trust a witch and a talking frog to solve your problems. :lol:

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Old 08-26-2012, 01:54 AM

BWAHAHAHA THAT WAS HILARIOUS

 


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