~MAGPIES~
One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a kiss,
Four for a boy,
Five for a silver,
Six for a gold,
Seven for a secret
Never to be told,
Eight for a letter
From over the sea,
NIne for a lover
As true as can be.
THE PTARMIGAN
The ptarmigan is strange,
The strangest bird to see;
Never sits on ptelephone poles
Or roosts up in a ptree.
But by the way she ptakes pto spelling
Is the strangest pthing pto me.