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Nicely done. You have been quite witty with making poems out of my randomly devious ideas. :XD Hmm.... I'm starting to debate to myself if I should give your mind a rest before throwing another curve ball.... *Puts hand to chin in thinking position and thinks for a few seconds.* NOPE. Now try to make a poem about things that rhyme with harmonica and bologna. And try to get both items to relate to eachother as much as possible without mentioning music or sandwiches. *Very devious looking face much more evil-looking than before* |
Write a love poem to Megatron, from the perspective of Optimus Prime.
You must include: battle, "ROLL OUT!", Sam Whitwicky, and The Fallen. :D |
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*Bows* I said I'd bow, and here I am. It's taken me more than 2 days to come up with a poem for this. I could make excuses about RL, and work getting in the way, but I shall not. Now, without furthur ado, here it is! I have a dear friend but he's more like a cronie always taking like a nerd but all he says is bologna He has a girlfriend names veronica who has teeth like a harmonica She acts like a big shot but her words are alway phoney we argue over game systems her the PS2 and me a good sony I flatten bother and her friend Monica Then grab a light snack and Weekend Erotica That's the best my muddle sovertaxed mind can come up with atm. I hope you like it! |
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I can not wait My dearest decepticon to roll out once again so that we may battle one another for a time I relish these times together Though we be on opposit sides I would slay Sam Whitwicky if it ment we could be together It pains me so that The Fallen drew you in I swear on my chrome I will keep you at arms length but never far from my spark Dear lord, that was painful. I couldn't stop laughing. Here ya go! |
8D Dear god, I love you!!!
That was the best, man. I'll have to think hard to get you again. -goes into thinking mode- |
Last again
the time is come for now the lost seek solace within all off to the sky last fate we draw a breath give over to one for bare with grain and grass we sleep I decided to post a random poem to show off a bit of my work! |
Its been awhile, lets see if your still up to it.
A fox being chased by hunters during a thunder storm and you cant use anything from the disnay movie "The fox and the Hound" |
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I run swift like an arrow Rain pelting my fur thunder rolling overhead The game has begun once again and I intend to win I will not be stopped Cries of confused hound ring out And my pride swells The foolish hulking masses of flesh They can not catch me I know this well I can feel it deep within me They will never find me Cowering in a corner Fighting for my life I elude them using the tricks taught me By all the one come before me And I remember my new tricks for the many generations to come For in this game Man is taught his place In theis game The fox is king |
Yay!! Im included thank you!!!
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Oki, just throwing a poem in here to remind you all that I'm alive and rhyming!
Patriot Suit up, ready for the fight my love behind me my goal before me I go forward towards the enemy my weapon in hand my heart set firm I will defend the ones I love my only home my love of freedom With gun, or sword, or explosive fire my faith wil be strong my hand will remain firm Family calls, tellng me they belive in me my place in this war my resolve to do right I fight this war, so you don't have to my head held high my feet stand firm You spit on me, although I'd give my life for you my joy for you I am a soldier, scared by horrors so you may be innocent my soul torn and broken my tears dried up from over use On my honor, and my life, I will go on my love left alone my family left crying Can you ever understand why I do what I do my loyalty to you my love for our freedoms Or will you always shun me, and leave me alone my gun my salvation my comrades my home Will you ever understand how I hate this war, but know it's right my gift to you my burden to bare Will you ever understand, that I am a Patriot |
Hmm, write a poem that involves a portly dog, cat treats, and an overly dramatic half eaten sock in the form of an elegy. That shouldn't be too hard =)
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Around and round the round dog ran his stomach full of treats and man His head held high, in sad disdaine down beneath the pouring rain The treats for the high and mighty cat now within him, becomeing fat With cool and fragrent wafts he felt not the sting of master's belt Nor the pull of his toes so fair as the sock triped him down the stair now for folly, his revenge complete says the sock whom half did the dog eat "Fare thee well I say, my time is past for now he's gone I may rest at last grieve not for me, I am but one of a pair of lovers, now off the throne" |
I like it! You did an excellent job on it! =)
Hmmm how about this time you write a poem from the perspective of a broken toy when it's owner gets a new toy to take it's place. It must include spoiled milk, make up, a hamster (that isn't the toy), and a closet. Have fun xP |
Sorry guys, I gergot I had this thread.....I'll be back up and running in no time..I'll do that last challenge soon, so give me some more!
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I need a brownie!!! post a really appitizing poem about a big brownie
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How about a poem about a knee with a huge cut? The only thing you can't do is mention : scab, bleed, pain, hurt, or medic in it *smug face*
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I sit here sad and alone my master smileing like he used to do with me but now I sit beside a pool of spoiled milk it stench makes me cringe he plays happily with it my replacement the toy made for older boys it in night now here on the floor the rodent comes his hamster here to chew my ear when I am found again with morning light I am thrown in a closet so here I now sit atop a box filled with his girl make-up alone I rest here with nothing but time ahead broken and replaced by my master... ---------- Quote:
From the first crack of the oven to the last moment of cooling upon the sill It's lucious smell permeates the house causeing every mouth to water The flowing breeze moves to the rooms above drawing their inhabitants down to find them A stomach rumbles, a pair of lips smack and now the time has come Pearly white bite down into the brown object bringing forth moans of exstacy Soon all that remains is crumbs of them the glorious specks of fresh baked Brownies... For you jessicaLyn: |
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A throb so great of agony I can not remember How can this be? A gash gushes profusely Here upon my knee Why is it so? Last I saw so life flow this free The one I saw was dead Who did this to me? My father, mother, or brother All would do it with Glee When did it happen? I reach for a bandaid purchased for a fee Where do I go from here? That was fun Usuke:, Give me more? |
Here's a random poem of mine to remind you all I am alive!
Grate and grind, sounds of my heart growing louder with each day Feel not felt the one of love pained in every way Without so much as a wayward glance I stand here near by his side lost without him within until the day he died Grant me this peace I seek at last just give it up to me my friend or I myself will do it here bring about my end Living beyonde him is not a thing I can do so here give me my last wish grant me my final eternity come, and give me this Weap not for I will not truly die my dear I will go along to see him in the dark and when the time comes for you you too will lose your spark Any challenges for me? |
Really? No one thinks they can beat me? C'mon people! I need some challenges!
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hmm. how about rainbows?
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Order up! A beam of light of purest white Gleams down from above giving warmth and love Til shattered and broken with a crystal token Throwing about all manner of color like a banner Across wall and floor children ask for more And with a twist of wrist the room fills with this Once a light of purest white now rainbows made of pure delight What do you think? Miss_Muffinz13x: |
YAY that was beautiful
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Miss_Muffinz13x: Why thank you! Any mroe challenges?
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hmm what about one about yourself :)
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