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Old 08-23-2007, 01:41 AM

  • 32. Beast

    Those children were beasts, I found them their crayons and they were thrilled. But Jackie and Pattie's idea of thrilled meant running around in circles and screaming "I'M HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" three thousand times until my ear-drums we ready to explode. I finally got them to calm down by giving them blank sheets of paper and told them to make pretty pictures with their new crayons. That slowed them down for about ten minutes, then they were up running around again screaming, "I HAVE A PRETTY PICTUREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" This was war, war between me and hyper three year olds.

    "Who likes Beauty and the Beast?" I asked. Both girls raised their hands and started jumping up and down. "If you two can pick up your crayons then I'll let you watch it while I make you dinner." The two obeyed me, Wow, I thought, they must really love that movie... Then I turned it on, but Pattie started crying because the first part was scary. So I fast-forwarded through that part straight to where Belle is singing in the town.

    I made a meal of macaroni and cheese, and the two loved it until Jackie spilled hers on the floor (more like threw it onto the floor) and Pattie wanted ketchup. No matter how much they got what they wanted, those two were beasts.