39. Forgotten

I have a theory. It's a proven (almost proven) theory about death. Yes, death. See when people die everyone is like, "WAHHHHH HE IS GONE." WEll, that's bullshit. See, in my extremely valuable opinion (do you sense the underlying sarcasm there?), someone isn't gone until they are forgotten, completely and totally forgotten.

So, according to my theory, Napoleon isn't dead. Because there are millions of people that know who he is and have studied him in school and taken tests on him and written about it. So he won't be dead until the last person that ever studied Napoleon has forgotten him. Because in reality, we aren't gone until we're forgotten.