I wonder how many pokeman trainers don't make it home.

I mean, if they get lost in a forest, what survival skills do they have? I mean, they're like, ten. Unless they went to boyscouts or something.
And not only do they have to take care of themselves, but their pokemans, too. They'd have to bathe them, feed them, clean up after them..
I mean, there's probably a crapload of pokeman crap all over those damned forests.
And how many of them are going to get kidnapped by weird Team Rocket dudes? It's not like all of them travel around with gym leaders.

In other news, I'm going to start typing in orange.

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Boyscoutz

And I always wondered how they could have all that technology if they run off at 10 to have a Pokemon adventure instead of going to school.

I was told to change my regular pink font to deeppink because it was hard to read. -insert air quotes here-
Pfsh.
I disagree.

Anna and I think somewhat alike. xD I always wondered about them being so young and not in school...

xD And I also wondered. If there are no animals in the world, just what kind of meat do they eat? =O

8D Probably the nonathletic albino kids who stay home all day and actually get an education made everything.

And those announcers. Why are they always obnoxious and loud? Geez.
Andand then the Jennys and Jessies. There must be some incest in there for them to all be the same in all the generations. :/

Nono, you've been misinformed. The Jennies and Jessies were ACTUALLY humanoid robots made by those already mentioned by you albino know it alls. 8D

I'd be more concerned about, say, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS TO A POKEMAN IN A POKEBAWL!?

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Pokeman adventures Funny I you made this topic now I just started playing pokemon blue (the only one I own) again! I was leveling up all my pokemon to level 20 today before getting on the boat. I don't own any new ones because I am just too darn cheep to buy a new system and there are too many pokemon to choose from in the old ones let alone new ones!
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BoyscoutzDon't know what your talking about!

Oooh, now that makes sense. It also raises the question as to why Brock is sexually attracted to robots.
I was going to say bestiality, but then again robots aren't animals.

I think they're secretly eating all of those weird Wilderbeast things that Ash caught. What the hell else are they going to do with them?

:B Well, poor Brock has an overly strong sex urge problem. Anything moving, including humanoid robots and some PokeMon, is attractive to his... object in le pants. :B

Also, I want to know how Brock sees. I think it is safe to conclude he is a bat demon with a keen sense of hearing, as to why he talks so much... it's so that he can respond to the echoes~

Well, that's my theory~

Or maybe he's secretly blind, and pretend he knows what's going on, and he can tell when there's a girl with his penis.
Every guy has that power.

Hmm, yes, but just because one may detect the presence of a female with the penis, doesn't mean that penis can detect walls. O:
That's why I went the the bat theory~

Well, yeahbut..
Maybe he's a machine, too? And like, he can motion-detect walls like those weird Japanese machines. Thats another reason why he wants to have robotsex with other robots. :3

You mean Jennys and Joys?
I do not know, but it was funny when Brock had a way to tell them all apart.
'Well this Joy's eyelashes are 3/4s longer than
or
'This Joy only wears #-- perfume

Then with the Jenny's, man o' man.

Brock really has some issues. x'D
It was too funny when he was shot down, after hearing one of the Joy's was married. Atleast he knows his limits. x'3

Popcorn wins~ She caught our mistakie-wakie~!
Yes, we meant Joys... atleast I did. D:
I don't know WHY I kept typing up Jessie...

That was amusing. BUT~ only robots could detect the eyelash deal. I think Fil nailed it... BROCK MIGHT BE A ROBOT TOOO~.

Yea, that's about all I can think to type right now. D:

Oh, yeah, that's her name, isn't it? xP

I wonder what it would be like in a pokeball. I'm assuming it'd be pretty neat, since the pokemans don't seem to have too much of a problem with it.

I wonder why their moms only have women. And who they marry to get another Joy/Jenny. ><

Originally Posted by the_anna135

And I always wondered how they could have all that technology if they run off at 10 to have a Pokemon adventure instead of going to school.

Aha!~ Too true the_anna135. :lol:

UNLESS..

I know! The Jessys and Joys are all a subspecies of Pokemon!
And Brock is their offspring!
Like, you know how Nidoran looks different depending on their genders?
And sometimes you breed two pokemon to get a different species somehow?
That's what happened.

Pfsh.
Media.
Pokeman isn't media.
It's a discussion.