I missed it. D:
I totally forgot. That's the second episode I've missed this season.

But another Jersey Shore resident got an offer from Playboy. Guess who, and guess for what. :]

...They wouldn't pick Snooki would they? My guess is for Sammi.

Anyway, I was watching some Dancing with the Stars clips last night and it seems quite obvious why he was tied for the bottom with David Hasselhoff and Margaret Cho. Boy can't dance right.

Well, sure he can't. Have you ever seen him actually DANCE on JS?

Btw, it's Vinny.
They offered it to him because of how Snooki described his penis. But they only offered him thirty grand, while Jwoww is getting offered $400k.

ROFLMAO SHIT...shouldn't that be Playgirl offering him that?

P.S. The only dancing they do is at clubs. Which is pretty much just bouncing around instead of actually dancing.

Exactly! Which is why he can't dance. Haha.

And yea, that's what I was thinking too. But I think Playgirl is owned by Playboy, right?

No, not at all. Playgirl was created by feminists during the 70s wave of feminism xD in response to mens' magazines, women wanted one of their own with hot guys in it.

Well that makes perfect sense. xD

I'd love to have a Jersey Shore edition xD

SPEAKING OF WHICH, yesterday I bought the magazine with the trio on the cover. There was a Snooki Anorexia article on OK! Magazine but I didn't get to buy it. Which I sorely regret because I just went back this afternoon and they already replaced that OK with a new issue. Damnit. I'm gonna scan the magazine and share the article.

Alrighty. o:
And I saw that issue too in the supermarket, but I never looked at it.

I guess the cover said she went down to 80 pounds or something. I'm the exact same height as her so I can understand why she'd choose 80 pounds. BMI calculators absolutely suck for us. They WANT us to be anorexic.

Oh shizzle, you guys. I'm watching the Dancing with the Stars 2nd week results and Mike and Karina are in jeopardy of being booted off! This is the first time I'm actually watching DWTS on my tv!

edit: He's safe for another week.

Picspam time, you guys! Here are the scans I promised from last week's Us Weekly.

http://i56.tinypic.com/ulveq.jpg
http://i53.tinypic.com/29ve8ew.jpg
http://i55.tinypic.com/2gvngqd.jpg
http://i51.tinypic.com/2552w4m.jpg
http://i54.tinypic.com/2nrhpw1.jpg
http://i51.tinypic.com/34e9o9t.jpg
http://i56.tinypic.com/15plkio.jpg

Edited for page stretching. I hope it works now. And if anyone has any other magazine scans or magazines to recommend to me for buying, let me know.

You found the exact magazine I read when I was in the store lol.
That's the pic I was looking for.

LOL seriously though Pauly looks weird!

Do you think you could link the images instead? It's seriously stretching my page and making my browser fritz.

Yeah sure no problem.

edit: Fixed. I need more magazines though xD

Yea, it made my browser go wild too, hah.

Sorry you guys! I can't help it when the Shore gets me overly excited.

BTW, Snooks vs. Angelina tonight! Who's watching?

ME~
-flails-

Gotta watch Bones first before Jersey Shore is on. I wanna see what happens! GO SNOOKI!

That episode was a total failure. =___=

OH SHIT I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT IT!

*was distracted by watching Marie Antoinette*

They'll re-air it in an hour right?

BTW...it's T-shirt Time. : )

edit: OMFG just seen it. SHE LEFT AGAIN! YAAAAAAAAAAAY!

I know right!
The whole nation is partying. GTL.

I will friggen GTL all the way in celebration!

Seriously dude I need to even out my tan.

Anyway I need to start forming a group so we can go late-night clubbing locally. Just got back from Downtown while people are just gettin IN to hit the clubs. So jealous! I was supposed to hit up a film industry's afterparty BUT I didn't bring formal clothes so I was like FUCK THIS and went home. Now I'm tired.

Awe, that does suck. Yea, I wanna make that kinda group too. Clubbin' group. Nice Aerith cosplay btw.