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Most Ridiculously Pathetic Movies
So Saturday my friends and I went to see Piranha 3D, and I advise anyone and everyone not to see it. It was very cheesy, and very much of a porno gone wrong.. Jerry O'Connell played the role of porn director Derrick Jones, inviting Jake [Steven McQueen] A local that knows the hot spots of lake Victoria, to guide him and his babes. Jake's love interest Kelly, is dimwitted enough to tag along this terrible ride. Ahem.. So only saying.. If you enjoy gore, along with boobs and alcohol, than this is the movie for you ._.; My opinion was the worst, and utmost pathetic movie 2010 had to offer.. How about you Menewshians? What movies have you seen n thought were lame? x3 |
Well even though it's supposed to be the best movie and that everyone who sees it loves it, I thought that Avatar was a horrible movie. It had the plot line of soooo many others before it and was just cheesy and predictable.
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Not particularly recent, but the American remake of The Wicker Man gave us one of the most unintentionally hilarious movies of the decade. It's supposed to be a horror film but the script changes and direction were so poor as to firmly lodge it in the 'so bad it's good' category.
No need to take my word for it... |
[I][URL=https://www.menewsha.com/forum/member.php?u=113448]Darke[/URL][/I]: LMFAO I had never seen that movie
but now that I seen that, omg!! XD I laughed so fricken hard I started crying |
I thought that Napoleon Dynamite was a really pathetic movie. I wasn't able to finish the whole movie, I kept fallling asleep.
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Yeah I know what you mean I actually watched the whole thing though and I didn't really understand it was there really a point to that movie anyway? |
I don't think there was.
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ohh jeebus
Thats really lame then xD lmfao unless it was just all about Pedro being class president |
I think the worst movie I ever paid to see in the movies was Spice World. I still wish I could get my money back that horrible movie! Granted at the time I loved the Spice Girls but man the movie was just.......BAD!
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I'm actually a bad movie lover. I go out of my way to find and watch bad movies. It's a lot of fun and you hit on some odd treasures. The worst movie ever that was sooooo bad I actually loved it was called Troll 2. Terrible horrible acting and the like.
A more recent made movie I found was called Mega Piranha you know made for sci-fi bad acting, horrible CG, and a director so serious about his movie you just have to laugh. |
x3 I heard SAW VII was going to be trashy lmfao.. Mmm.. They shoulda stopped after JigSaw Died.. What was the point really to keep it going? |
I lost track and stopped watching saw after the second one. I'm surprised its still making enough money to warrant making more of them. Its like all the final destinations, after the first movie you already know how they're all going to end...and yet they've made what 4 or 5 of them :O
I'll never understand what their reasons for making certain movies are, I can just laugh at them and enjoy them for the terrible movies they are. |
= w= Mmm but as crappy as the Final Destination series was, I will still love 1, 2, & 3
The last movie sucked :'D Like, soooo bad it made me laugh.. |
There was this one movie my friend rented one time. I don't remember the exact title, but it was about an alien substitute teacher who ate chickens. And yes, it was meant to be a horror movie. What made it even funnier to us was the fact that it was originally a German movie, but they had dubbed the voices over it in English. However, none of the voices even seemed to fit the characters in the least, and it was so obvious that they weren't speaking the words.
Then there was this other horror movie we watched. I don't remember most of it, but there was this one scene where these people were trying to force a demon out of someone and into a goat, or something like that, but when they did, the goat started talking. I think it was meant to be frightening, but we all found it hilarious instead. xD |
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I didn't understand the Dark Knight.
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So here they are, the worst movies EVER made:
Bug The Descent Vacancy All three were supposed to be "ground breaking horror films" and all three were terrible. Bug... psychological thriller based around group hysteria... two characters, lame. The Descent... horror flick about, I guess they were cave men? Something like that, I don't know, the movie was filmed so dark you couldn't really tell WHAT was happening... Vacancy... what sort of horror film has 7 characters, two good guys, one dead guy four bad guys, and the surprise at the end? That 2 of the characters you've known the whole movie were the bad guys, plus 2 you haven't seen the ENTIRE movie, until the last 5 minutes. Just a horrible movie altogether. |
The original novel 'The Descent' is a really good read though, and nothing like the abomination of a movie.
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please dont get mad~
but Im not a great fan of 'documentation' type movies like Cloverfeild |
Sharktopus I think it's called? It was on SyFy... I think syfy has the worst movies ever....
Cloverfield is just annoying. |
Obsessed was laughably stupid.
I don't understand why people like Garden State. |
This movie called "Homecoming". It's not a full length movie, it's part of the After Dark Horrorfest series, for the year 2008 I think, I don't remember. The After Dark Horrorfest series is thirteen movies released a year that are supposedly too scary for theaters.
And then Homecoming came along. It's literally, about the war in Iraq and the soldiers. The soldiers that were killed overseas are flown back, and then buried properly. But they come back as zombies. These aren't the flesh hungry brain eating zombies though. Oh no, they're just dead walking bodies that are civilized. They register as civilians so they can vote against President Bush in the re-election. I'm dead serious. That movie was just....so, so wrong. |
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@Rotality: I miss the old SyFy movies that were Good Bad movies. Like Boa vs. Python. They were ridiculous but they were watchable. I tried to watch one of the more recent SyFy movies, and I had to stop because it was so bad. And the worst movie to me? Queen of the Damned. The story was good but the execution was horrid. Between the special FX that made Twilight's look good, the Egyptian queen with a Jamaican accent, the French aristocrat with a Russian accent, and the bad acting in general, I barely was able to watch it. I actually turned and asked my friend who owned the DVD (she only paid three bucks for it XD) if they really released it in theaters it was so bad. |
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Queen of the Damned was terrible! Whether you read the book or not.
Also, Cloverfield, Saw (all of them), House of Wax (SPOILERonly good part, Paris Hilton's death), Fly me to the Moon. I was also disappointed in My Bloody Valentine. |
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