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guibin 11-13-2009 06:14 PM
does it have to be a movie? Here's a quote from an anime...

Quote:
"The poet once said money is not the most important thing in the world. Then how hard will we have to work to obtain that thing when we already work so hard to obtain money?"
-Spice and Wolf II episode 5

I can't help but agree.

Ari'iela 11-14-2009 02:39 AM


Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty Python and the Holy Grail

The Witch: I'm not a witch I'm not a witch!
Sir Bedevere: But you are dressed as one
The Witch: *They* dressed me up like this!
Crowd: We didn't! We didn't...
The Witch: And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
Sir Bedevere: [lifts up her false nose] Well?
Peasant 1: Well, we did do the nose.
Sir Bedevere: The nose?
Peasant 1: And the hat, but she is a witch!
Crowd: Yeah! Burn her! Burn her!
Sir Bedevere: Did you dress her up like this?
Peasant 1: No!
Peasant 3, Peasant 2: No!
Peasant 3: No!
Peasant 1: No!
Peasant 3, Peasant 2: No!
Peasant 1: Yes!
Peasant 2: Yes!
Peasant 1: Yeah a bit.
Peasant 3: A bit!
Peasant 1, Peasant 2: A bit!
Peasant 2: a bit
Peasant 1: But she has got a wart!
Random Person in the crowd: *cough* *cough*

The Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead.
[a man puts a body on the cart]
Large Man with Dead Body: Here's one.
The Dead Collector: That'll be ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: What?
Large Man with Dead Body: Nothing. There's your ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not.
The Dead Collector: He isn't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm getting better.
Large Man with Dead Body: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
The Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I don't want to go on the cart.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, don't be such a baby.
The Dead Collector: I can't take him.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel fine.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, do me a favor.
The Dead Collector: I can't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
The Dead Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, when's your next round?
The Dead Collector: Thursday.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I think I'll go for a walk.
Large Man with Dead Body: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel happy. I feel happy.
[the Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club]
Large Man with Dead Body: Ah, thank you very much.
The Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Large Man with Dead Body: Right.

Black Knight: Right, I'll do you for that!
King Arthur: You'll what?
Black Knight: Come here!
King Arthur: What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
Black Knight: I'm invincible!
King Arthur: ...You're a loony.


Quote:
Originally Posted by Zombieland
“No, no, you should be scared. A homeless man just tried to eat you. That’s the right kind of scared, that’s...well, that’s just messed up."


And of course a child movie quote.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mulan
Mushu: "Dishonor!--Make a note of this-- Dishonor, dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow! Dishonor on your whole family!"


Quote:
Originally Posted by Swan Princess


Jean-Bob: Whenever I have to do something in a hurry, I'll always bring a turtle.

Rogers: You should write a book: How To Offend Women In Five Syllables or Less.

Musician, Musician: We are a band.
Musician, Musician: And not a band of animals.
Musician: This masquerade.
Musician, Musician: Is more than I can bear.
Musician, Musician: There goes my reputation.
Musician, Musician: It's awful, this humiliation.
Musician, Musician: And I've the lion's share.

Odette: You're being sneaky again, Jean-Bob!
Jean-Bob: What sneaky? You deserve a nice bouquet!
Odette: And you deserve a kiss.
Jean-Bob: Well all right!
[Puckers up]
Odette: You know I'm under a spell!
Jean-Bob: But my kiss would break ze spell!
Speed: Give it up, Jean-Bob.
Odette: I can only kiss the man I love, and then he...
Jean-Bob: Must make a vow of "everlasting love". I know - !
Odette: And prove it to the world!
Jean-Bob: WHAT do you think I was doing with ze flowers and ze alligators going "CHOMP CHOMP"?
Odette: Speed, make him understand.
Speed: I'm only a turtle.


Sorry, good times. And things that make me laugh, hehehe. Sorry for it being so long! Enjoy though!

Serenna 11-14-2009 03:27 AM
Quote:

Minstrel: [singing] Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis...
Sir Robin: That's, uh, that's enough music for now, lads... looks like there's dirty work afoot.


Minstrel: [singing] Brave Sir Robin ran away...
Sir Robin: *No!*
Minstrel: [singing] bravely ran away away...
Sir Robin: *I didn't!*
Minstrel: [singing] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Sir Robin: *I never did!*
Minstrel: [singing] Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out.
Sir Robin: *Oh, you liars!*
Minstrel: [singing] Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin.


God: What are you doing now?
King Arthur: Averting our eyes, oh Lord.
God: Well, don't. It's just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing. Now knock it off!


God: Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"...


French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.


Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better.
Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!

Large Man with Dead Body: Who's that then?
The Dead Collector: I dunno, must be a king.
Large Man with Dead Body: Why?
The Dead Collector: He hasn't got shit all over him.

Prince Herbert: But mother,
King of Swamp Castle: Father, I'm father.
Prince Herbert: But father...

Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Lancelot: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Lancelot: My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Lancelot: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Sir Lancelot: Blue.
Bridgekeeper: Go on. Off you go.
Sir Lancelot: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
Sir Robin: That's easy.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Robin: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Robin: Sir Robin of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Robin: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the capital of Assyria?
[pause]
Sir Robin: I don't know that.
[he is thrown over the edge into the volcano]
Sir Robin: Auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. What... is your name?
Galahad: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Galahad: I seek the Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Galahad: Blue. No, yel...
[he is also thrown over the edge]
Galahad: auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name?
King Arthur: It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that.
[he is thrown over]
Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.
Sir Bedevere: How do know so much about swallows?
King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

[the Black Knight continues to threaten Arthur despite getting both his arms and one of his legs cut off]
Black Knight: Right, I'll do you for that!
King Arthur: You'll what?
Black Knight: Come here!
King Arthur: What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
Black Knight: I'm invincible!
King Arthur: ...You're a loony.

*sigh* i love that movie...

Kar-In-A-Box 11-14-2009 05:17 AM
Quote:
"One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came and shot those two dead boys" - A Haunting In Connecticut.
Gives me chills everytime man

Saisei 11-15-2009 12:09 PM
That's a Shel Silverstein poem, isn't it?

*runs off to find his copy of Where the Sidewalk Ends*

Re:no 11-20-2009 10:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Duane Rosenblum: [while softly pulling Glenn's face up to his] No Glenn, I'm not projecting. I can't look at you without fantasizing about shoving you up against a wall in the laundry room, and punching you in the mouth... And then raping you. Without your consent, of course.
Dr. Glenn Richie: Hey, that's what makes it rape right?
Duane Rosenblum: [while nodding gently] That's what makes it rape.
Thats a disturbing line from "the Ten". A crazy movie thats sort of about the ten commandments... but not really.

Demoncat 11-23-2009 05:13 PM
My all time favorite movie quote is from V for Vendetta

Quote:
Creedy: Die! Die! Why won't you die?... Why won't you die?
V: Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.
And lets not forget this one. XD
Quote:
V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey: Are you like a crazy person?
V: I am quite sure they will say so.

Rotality 11-26-2009 06:57 AM
Quote:
"A hero is someone who stands up when everyone else backs down"
i think its from Bad News Bears or something

lightkanna 11-26-2009 01:10 PM
Okay! I saw New Moon yesterday and there were a bunch of HILARIOUS quotes. Okay, When Edward was leaving Bella and she said...
Quote:
I'm coming!
I died laughing. I mean, It's perverted but god...they should have made her rephrased that.
I think that's all the movies I remember. The ones I see are the ones I remember. I mean, even if they are fresh in my memory since yesterday...xD

ajhartsfield 11-28-2009 04:49 AM
Quote:
"The greatest things you will ever learn is to love and to be loved in return."
-Moulin Rouge

Death_to_the_reaper 12-01-2009 07:29 PM
Quote:
Coach Punch Cherkov: What's the capital of Thailand?
Guru Pitka: Bangkok.
Coach Punch Cherkov: Exactly.
[punches Pitka in his groin]
Guru Pitka: Omar Sharif, my balls!
Quote:
Guru Pitka: I speak of Intimacy, or Into-Me-I-See
From the Love Guru

Quote:
Dr. Everett Scott: Janet!
Janet: Dr. Scott!
Brad: Janet!
Janet: Brad!
Frank: Rocky!
[Rocky grunts]
Dr. Everett Scott: Janet!
Janet: Dr. Scott!
Brad: Janet!
Janet: Brad!
Frank: Rocky!
[Rocky grunts]
From The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Saisei 12-02-2009 12:22 AM
Two repetitions of the rocky horror quote isn't nearly over the top enough. Three makes it look just as patently ridiculous on paper as it did on screen (which was, of course, the point) :p

Lixlaria 12-02-2009 08:13 PM
Car Killed Helicopter
 
Quote:
Matt Farrell: You just killed a helicopter with a car!
John McClane: I was out of bullets.
Live Free or Die Hard

I love this movie!

CaptCheerio 12-03-2009 10:34 AM
not really a movie but...

Quote:
Ezio: You have my thanks.
Uncle Mario: Keep the sword Ezio.
Ezio: Do I know you from somewhere?
Uncle Mario: Don't you recognize me? It's a-me, Mario!

/\ Assassins Creed II /\
Quote:
You ever read that book "She's Just Not That Into You"?
<- Zombieland

Master Shadow Kilo 12-07-2009 11:51 AM
Well, I'm posting around in the hopes of earning gold so I'm going to post my favorite movie quotes and also explain why they are my favorite movie quotes. :)

This one is a list of quotes from the Firefly show and the move Serenity.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Firefly
Mal: We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.

Mal: If anyone gets nosy, just, you know... shoot 'em.
Zoë: Shoot 'em?
Mal: Politely.

Mal: I've given Jayne here the job of finding out.
Jayne: [to Dobson, with a knife] He was non-specific as to how.
Mal: [softly to Jayne] Now you only gotta scare him.
Jayne: Pain is scary...!

Jayne: [into communicator] Testing. Testing, Captain, can you hear me?
Mal: I'm standing right here.
Jayne: You're coming through good and loud.
Mal: 'Cause I'm standing right here.

Mal: Say that to my face.
Lund: I said, you're a coward, and a pi**pot. Now what are you gonna do about it?
Mal: Nothin'. I just wanted you to face me so she could get behind ya.
[Zoë punches Lund]
Mal: Drunks are so cute.

Harken: Seems odd you'd name your ship after a battle you were on the wrong side of.
Mal: May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.

Mal: My work's illegal, but at least it's honest.

Mal: Mercy is the mark of a great man. [stabs Atherton] Guess I'm just a good man. [stabs Atherton again] Well, I'm all right.

Inara: Are you in pain?
Mal: Absolutely. I got stabbed, you know, right here. [lifting shirt]
Inara: [squeamish] I saw.
Mal: Don't care much for fancy parties. Too rough.
Inara: It wasn't entirely a disaster.
Mal: I got stabbed! Right here!

Zoë: Knew a man who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder, once. Used to keep a spare hankie in there.

Zoë: Captain will come up with a plan.
Kaylee: That's good. Right?
Zoë: Possibly you're not recalling some of his previous plans.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big d**n heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Book: If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Simon: I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.
Kaylee: (Drunk) Hamsters is nice.
Simon: To Jayne! The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing.

Tracey: When you can't run anymore, you crawl... and when you can't do that --
Zoë: You find someone to carry you.

Mal: Oh! That was bracing. They don't like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself.
Yeah, that's a lot of quotes. To summarize; I like them either because they are funny, make sense, or took place at a really good part of the show/movie. I think my absolute favorites from this set would be the first one and "When you can't run anymore, you crawl... and when you can't do that -- you find someone to carry you."

Later I'll post quotes from various other movies. Right now I'm to tired to continue.

Ketsuri666 12-08-2009 01:28 AM
Back to the future XD

Quote:
Dr. Emmett Brown: Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

JulieZombie 12-10-2009 11:54 PM
great movie qoutes
 
Quote:
"No, I said ‘allo,’ but that’s close enough.” — Labyrinth

“To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.” — Conan the Barbarian

“Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.” — Uncle Buck

“Guns are for show. Knives are for pros.” — Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

“I shall call him Squishy. And he shall be mine. And he shall be MY Squishy.” — Finding Nemo

“Follow me, or perish, sweater monkeys.” — Bring it On

“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster by your side, kid.” — Star Wars

“You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles!” — Spaceballs

“Demented and sad, but social.” — The Breakfast Club

“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room! — Dr. Strangelove

“I aim to misbehave.” — Serenity

“The Hammer is my penis.” — Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog
sorry so many i love movies

Melt 12-12-2009 12:10 PM
Quote:
It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen. - Alex DeLarge, Clockwork Orange.
Then again, the book was better.

Kraetiis 12-12-2009 05:30 PM
Mine would have to be Robert Downey jr's character, Kirk lazarus playing Lincoln Osiris in tropic thunder.
the quote came in, when the director was trying to get Robert Downey Jr's character back on set to film a scene.

Quote:
"Stop tailgating me you pastie tea bag."
Then following that one is this.
Quote:
"Can I make a pee pee?"
I thought that was funny and CUTE!

gloomythebear 12-13-2009 08:39 PM
im pretty sure this is from scooby doo...im not so ure though
Quote:
SCOOBY DOOO?WHERE ARE YOU???

Draciolus 12-18-2009 12:54 AM
Quote:
"Just how many a-holes are on this ship?" 90% of the crew satnds. "I knew it, Im surrounded by a-holes!" - Spaceballs

""Be without fear in the face of your enemies,
Speak the truth, always, even if it leads to your death,
Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong,
That is your oath...-SLAP-...and that is so you dont forget it." - Kingdom of Heaven(knights oath)
Gotta love the good ol' small bits of comedy(refering to Spaceballs quote)

~Sara Lee Cupcake~ 12-19-2009 10:37 PM
Speak, 2004:
Quote:
Melinda Sordino: Gym should be illegal. It's humiliating.
Quote:
loudspeaker: Attention, Merryweather students. The final tally is in. Bees 35. Icebergs 17. Hilltoppers 6. Wombats 84. We will now be the home of the Merryweather Wombats.
Heather: What rhymes with wombats?
loudspeaker: For those of you who didn't vote. Maybe you've learned a valuable lesson today about democracy.
[Melinda flips off the loud speaker]
Quote:
[Dad walks in the kitchen and sees the Thanksgiving turkey in a pot on the stove]
Jack Sordino: You're boiling it?
Joyce Sordino: Too big to fit in the microwave!
Quote:
Melinda Sordino: [voiceover] The school board decided that Trojans didn't send a strong message of abstinence. So we'll now be the home of the Merryweather Hornets.
random cheerleader: What are we supposed to cheer? We are the hornets, the horny horny hornets?

Leerah 12-21-2009 06:55 PM
Quote:
Timon:What do you want me to do dress in drag and do the hula?
I've always adored that quote so much, and I had just recently watched the movie a few days ago so I'm probably going to end up saying that to anyone that gives me that whole "you're so frustrating" look/sigh.

Linnea 12-22-2009 07:39 AM
i am a huge will ferrell fan and there are lots of movies where he had some really funny lines!

first, from 'elf'... next to 'a christmas story' this movie is one of my favorite movies to watch during the holiday season... ferrell plays buddy...

Quote:
Gimbel's Manager: This, is the North Pole.
Buddy: No it isn't.
Gimbel's Manager: Yes it is.
Buddy: No it isn't.
Gimbel's Manager: Yes it is!
Buddy: No it isn't! Where's the snow?
Quote:
Buddy: Watch out, the yellow ones don't stop!
Quote:
Gimbel's Manager: There's no singing in the North Pole.
Buddy: Yes there is.
another is from 'old school'... there are a few lines in this movie i use on a daily basis... it's kind of annoying ;) ... anyhoo, ferrell is frank...

Quote:
Frank: I see Blue, He look's glorious.
Quote:
Peppers: You should pull that out.
Frank: Wait, pull what out?
Peppers: The dart. You gotta fucking dart in your neck.
Frank: [laughs] Y-You're crazy, man. You're crazy. I like you, but you're crazy.
Quote:
Frank: SNOOP! SNOOP-A-LOOP!
and my last movie is 'anchorman: the legend of ron burgundy'... it's such a dumb movie that is so ridiculous i can't even tell you... but it's like a car crash... you can't help but watch it...ferrell is ron...

Quote:
Ron Burgundy: I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...
Quote:
Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker. [...] Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?
Quote:
Ron Burgundy: What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.
Quote:
Ron Burgundy: I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.
Quote:
Ron Burgundy: It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice.
... so i didn't mean to post so many, but 'anchorman' as so many good one-liners and i could have kept posting, but it was time to stop hehe :D but really it comes down to quotes that make me laugh... and all the ones i posted always crack me up... i kind of want to watch them all right now...

EvelynWn 12-22-2009 05:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Leerah (Post 1765872127)
I've always adored that quote so much, and I had just recently watched the movie a few days ago so I'm probably going to end up saying that to anyone that gives me that whole "you're so frustrating" look/sigh.
That is a really good one. I loved that part ^_^ :boogie:

I also liked this one from Harry Potter. I'm pretty sure it is the movie.

Quote:
It does not due to dwell on dreams and forget to live -A. Dumbledore


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