Operation Swordfish

"The problem with Hollywood is they make sh*t. Unbelievable, unremarkable sh*t. Now I'm not some grungy wannabe fimmaker searching for exestentializm through a haze of bong smoke or something."

Do you know why I'm not afraid of you? I'm not afraid of anything, even death.
-Capt.Howdy, Strangeland

It may sound strange, but that line has really gotten my friends and I through alot of psychological issues. Believe it or not, It was through this quote that forevermore I could tell how serious someone was about suicide.

Genie: Excuse ME...Are you looking at me, Did you rub my Lamp, Did you wake me up did you bring me here All of a sudden your walking out on me I dont think so Not Right Now YOUR GETTING YOU WISHES SOOO SIT DOWN!!
In Case of Emergency the Exits are here, here, here, here, here, ANYWHERE keep your hands and arms inside the Carpet WE'RE OUT OF HERE

MY ALL TIME FAVE QUOTE FROM MY ALL TIME FAVORITE MOVIE ALADDIN :P

You get all four... you win the war.

I basically just love every single line in Inglourious Basterds.
Scratch that, I love every single line in every Tarantino movie. I swear.

Originally Posted by DubleJ

MY ALL TIME FAVE QUOTE FROM MY ALL TIME FAVORITE MOVIE ALADDIN :P

HAHA mine too! genie was the illest.

Jake Sully: [to Tsu'tey] With your permission, I will speak now. You would honor me by translating.

Dr. Grace Augustine: [to Jake, just before he connects to his Avatar] Just relax and let your mind go blank. That shouldn't be too hard for you.

Jake Sully: [Making a video log] Do I have to do this now?
Dr. Grace Augustine: Yes now, while it's still fresh.
Jake Sully: Okay uh... location: shack.

Dr. Grace Augustine: I'm going to Selfridge.
Dr. Max Patel: No, Grace.
Dr. Grace Augustine: I'm going to kick his corporate butt. He has no business sticking his nose in my department.

- All of them are from Avatar :3

I don’t think a tank could take out that old monster.
Jacob Black, Twilight, Chapter 6, p.120

Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV.
Jacob Black, Eclipse, Chapter 5, p.119

You’d be better off dead. I rather you were.
Jacob Black, Eclipse, Chapter 8, p.183

What do I look like, a pack mule?
Jacob Black, Eclipse, Chapter 10, p.216

Cause i LOVE when Jacob are stupid x'D - Twilight

It’s better if we’re not friends. Trust me.
Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 4, p.74

You really should stay away from me.
Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 4, p.84

Go sit down and look pale.
Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 5, p.101

I hope you were more creative this time… or are you still stealing from comic books?
Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 8, p.171

I don’t want to be a monster.
Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 9, p.187

"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb."

"What a stupid lamb"

"What a sick, masochistic lion"

Theyre all said by Edward. The last one are Edward and Bella :P

Originally Posted by The Lion King

Young Simba: Dad?
Mufasa: Hmm?
Young Simba: We're pals, right?
Mufasa: Right.
Young Simba: And we'll always be together, right?
Mufasa: Simba, let me tell you something my father told me. Look at the stars, the great kings of the past are up there, watching over us.
Young Simba: Really?
Mufasa: Yes. So whenever you feel alone just remember that those kings will always be there to guide you and so will I.

Training Day

"I'going to get that money
Then i'm going to get that gun
And theres nothing you can do about it"

The Mummy Returns

"You,lighten up
You, big trouble
You, get in the car!"

Inigo Montoya: Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it's over, I don't know what to do with the rest of my life.
Westley: Have you ever considered piracy? You'd make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts.

it's from The Princess Bride

"You're Lucky too, Red Eyes Suit so Few..."
-American McGee's Alice *The Cheshire Cat*

I know it's a video game

Emily: Did Daddy tell you about my mommy?
David: I'm sure Elizabeth doesn't want to hear such things.
Emily: She killed herself. She slit her wrists and drowned in the bathtub. Let's hope you don't wind up like her.
-Hide and Seek

Demented, I know. but I love that movie.

The Cat: When the wine drinks itself, when the skull speaks, when the clock strikes the right time, only then will you find the tunnel that leads to the Red Bull. There be a trick to it, of course.
-The Last Unicorn

favorite movie of all time.

from Ten Things I Hate About You.

I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

it never fails to make me cry

I love this scene from Full Metal Jacket.

Sgt. Hartman: How tall are you private?
Pvt. Cowboy: Sir, five foot nine, Sir!
Sgt. Harman: Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit that high. You trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?!

Princess Bride:

Aha, but I am left handed!

"I'll be back" "Luke I am your father." "Chicks dig scars." "Glory is forever." "Hakunna Mattata." "Turn it down a scoach." "Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter. " " I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. "

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Toulouse-Lautrec (John Leguizamo): "You may see me only as a drunken, vice-ridden gnome whose friends are just pimps and girls from the brothels. But I know about art and love, if only because I long for it with every fiber of my being."

From Moulin Rouge, I love that movie. The two sentences are so different, and I like them individually anyway, but they are simply fantastic together.

This is from Clash of the Titans

Just dont stare the bitch in the eye!

This one I got from the preview for the new Robin Hood movie:

Rise and Rise again, until lambs become lions!

Originally Posted by DubleJ

MY ALL TIME FAVE QUOTE FROM MY ALL TIME FAVORITE MOVIE ALADDIN :P

YAY I'M NOT ALONE!!!

I am completely obsessed with Aladdin! So, here are a few of my favorite quotes:

Genie: Is she smart, is she fun, the hair, the eyes, pick a feature!
Aladdin: Um, princess, you are very...
Genie: Magnificent, wonderful, beautiful--Uh, punctual!
Aladdin: --Punctual!
Jasmine: Punctual?
Genie: Sorry.

Genie: *cheerleader-esque* Rick 'em Rack 'em Rock 'em Rake! Stick that sword into that snake!
Jafar: You stay out of this!
Genie: *waves tiny flag with a 'J' on it* Jafar, Jafar, he's our man, if he cant do it, GREAT!

Genie: Yo, Rugman, haven't seen you in a few millenium! Give me some tassel!

Merchant Dude At Beginning: Welcome to Agrabah, city of mystery, enchantment...And the finest merchandise on the market all on sale today! Come on down! Ha ha ha.

Merchant from beginning: Never breaks!-- *taps device on table* --It broke.

Aladdin: You're trapped?
Genie: It's all part of the Genie gig. PHENOMINAL COSMIC POWERS!!!! iiitttyyy-bitty living space!

Iago: I cant believe it, I just cant believe it! We're never gonna get that stupid lamp! Just forget it...Oh, look at this, look at this, I'm so ticked off that i'm molting!

!

Jafar: Patience, Iago. He was obviously less than worthy.
Iago: Oh, that's a big surprise! That's an incredi-- I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and DIE from that surprise!

I could go on and on and on... XD
Genie and Iago...My two favorite movie characters of all time. <3 <3

Firefly quotes are win:

Originally Posted by Kaylee

But he coulda made 'em family. 'stead of keepin' Simon from seein' I was there. And I carried such a torch! And we coulda...goin' on a year now and I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries

Originally Posted by Mal

"Zoe, ship is yours. Remember: if anything happens to me, if you don't hear from me within the hour, you take the ship -- and you come and you rescue me.

[Quote from Tuck Everlasting]
Tucks father:

"Dont Fear Death, Fear The Unlived Life"

Girl: I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school...I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...
Damien: She doesn't even go here!

From the amazing movie known as Mean Girls. :)

Originally Posted by Parasite StEve

Firefly quotes are win:

And here are some more good ones(from the Addicted to Firefly application on Facebook)

Simon: [to Kaylee] You manage to find the bright side of every single thing.
Kaylee Frye: [to Simon] Tell me more good stuff about me!

Mal: Any one get's nosy just, shoot 'em.
Zoe: Shoot 'em?
Mal: Politely.

Mal: Sure as I know anything, I know this - they will try again. Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground swept clean. A year from now, ten? They'll swing back to the belief that they can make people... better. And I do not hold to that. So no more runnin'. I aim to misbehave.

Mal: Take my love, take my land / Take me where I cannot stand / I don't care, I'm still free / You can't take the sky from me / Take me out to the black / Tell 'em I ain't comin' back / Burn the land and boil the sea / You can't take the sky from me / There's no place I can be / Since I found serenity / But you can't take the sky from me.

Hoban 'Wash' Washburne: This sounds like something from Science Fiction.
Zoë Washburne: Honey, we live in a space ship.
Hoban 'Wash' Washburne: So?

Simmon: [hearing the entire pub break out into Jayne's tribute song] No... this must be what going mad feels like.

Dr. Simon Tam: You know, I've saved lives. Dozens, maybe hundreds. I - I reattached a girl's leg, her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I get a hamster. He [indicates Jayne] drops a box of money. He gets a town.

Kaylee Frye: Hamsters is nice

I think that will do for now.

I will not be seeing that movie since there's a girl with my name and she's stupid and selfish. I hate my name and the stereotypical blonde, preppy, selfish jerks with it.

so when i clicked on this i had a really great quote but then i started reading everyone elses and i totaly forgot what it was. but this one came to me and its pretty good.

zombieland

#32 enjoy the little things

my fave is from the movie 2012.

It's russian

I absolutely love Mean Girl quotes.

The limit does not exist!

And from a movie I just recently watched, Casablanca.

Here's to you, kid

I swear to god I swooned in front of that 1942 movie whenever Rick said that line.

Originally Posted by Date Night

"…think I'm gonna go home and look at my vagina in a hand mirror…" - Tina Fey

Best. Line. Ever.
I highly recommend this movie. That line alone made me practically pee in my pantaloons.