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SpiritTiger 08-11-2009 08:25 AM
o.0
This isnt zero from gaia is it?

Vestidity 08-11-2009 08:26 AM
LOL the Hose A and B one made me laugh really hard. <3

Rampage; Oh, sorry. XD Heh. =P

ZERO WolF 08-11-2009 08:27 AM
That depends, Im ZEROWolF mk2 on gaia at the moment... I was ZEROWolF689
Do you know me?
Quote:
Did you like www.flower.com?Not at first....but it grew on me!... more

SpiritTiger 08-11-2009 08:28 AM
Awww damn, no. I know someone with a VERY similar username ^^
I havnt spoken to them in ages.

ZERO WolF 08-11-2009 08:30 AM
What as your gaia name? You never know, I might know you anyway
Quote:
Does your dog know how how to surf the internet?No - but hes got a ruff idea.

Vestidity 08-11-2009 08:30 AM
Quote:
While doing the vasectomy, Bill’s doctor slipped and cut off one of his testicles. In an effort to avoid a malpractice lawsuit, he replaced Bill’s missing ball with an onion.

Two weeks later, Bill returned for a checkup. “How’s your sex life?” the doc asked. “Pretty good, but I’ve had some strange side effects.” “Like what?” the nervous doc asked anxiously. “Well, every time I pee my eyes water. When my wife gives me a blow job she gets heartburn. And every time I pass a hotdog stand, I get a hard-on.”
Yeah it's corny, but I laughed.

V I X E N 08-11-2009 08:30 AM
hahahah..
wats your user on Gaia Tiger??


LOL. Brownchickenbrowncowww lol

ZERO WolF 08-11-2009 08:34 AM
hahaa, an onion? thats a questionable doctors studio thing to have an onion on hand done you think haha
Quote:
A brain walks into a bar and says, "Ill have a pint of beer please."The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I cant serve you.""Why not?" askes the brain."Youre already out of your head."

V I X E N 08-11-2009 08:39 AM
BAHAHAH.. that's a good one.
im trying to find some funny feminist jokes XD

ZERO WolF 08-11-2009 08:40 AM
righto,You have fun doing that, In the meantime, ponder this-
Quote:
If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless?

Vestidity 08-11-2009 08:46 AM
Quote:
* What do you call epileptic lettuce?

* Seizure salad.
x'D omg.

Quote:
* How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

* With relish.
hurrhurrhurr.

I know they're stupid jokes, that's the point. =P

V I X E N 08-11-2009 08:46 AM
hmmm....... can it be both?
Homeless people can be both naked & homeless sometimes

ZERO WolF 08-11-2009 08:48 AM
with relish! haha!
ok, two from me, Second one is a bit violent though haha
Quote:
Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?
He was charged with battery.
Quote:
What do you do when your wife's staggering?
Shoot her again.
Harsh, but pretty funny haha

Cremuex Levier 08-11-2009 08:51 AM
This isn't so much a joke as a really good line to remember.
Quote:
Save a cow, Eat a Vegan.
An actual joke now:
Quote:
Two peanuts were walking through a park. One was a salted.
You might need to read the second one out loud to get it.

V I X E N 08-11-2009 08:51 AM
HAHAHAHAH
Oh zero. that was a mean one lol

ZERO WolF 08-11-2009 08:53 AM
the peanut one is a classic haha
Quote:
Did you hear about hte new French tank?
Yeah, It has 14 gears. 13 go in reverse, and one goes foreward incase the enemy attacks from behind.
Quote:
Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather.
Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...

V I X E N 08-11-2009 09:00 AM
HAHAHAHA...
that french one is good.
Damn frenchies lol

Quote:
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."

Vestidity 08-11-2009 09:01 AM
Rofl the perverted chicken one made me laugh, good one. <3

Quote:
* What do you call a fly with no wings?
* A walk.
I'm getting these off a site called "really bad jokes", so.

ZERO WolF 08-11-2009 09:04 AM
Really bad jokes are the best ones! Allthough that fly one is a childhood favourite haha
Quote:
A husband and wife are eating soup. the wife spills soup all over her and says:
"Oh no, I look like a pig"
"yes and you also have soup all over you!"
Quote:
Girl :"I want to end our relationship,I am going to return you everything you gave me.."
Boy : "Okay then,Let's start with Kisses..!!!"
That is the best line ever. I wish I had thought of that myself.

V I X E N 08-11-2009 09:06 AM
@Zero- lol...
well maybe i should say that to you 2moro & you can try it out XD
lol
jkjk

Vestidity 08-11-2009 09:07 AM
Quote:
* Ask me if I'm a tree.
* Huh?
* Ask me if I'm a tree.
* Are you a tree?
* No.
I don't know why this made me laugh. :S

ZERO WolF 08-11-2009 09:11 AM
damn right is a joke. I'd murder you if you did that to me!
Quote:
Husband: Will u marry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Husband: No i will also live with ur sister

V I X E N 08-11-2009 09:12 AM
@Ves-hehehe it made me laugh
Cause it....well... its terrible funny


@Zero- awww you have nothing to worry bout baby.
Im not going anywhere. I love you to much hehe
@your joke- i loled XD

ZERO WolF 08-11-2009 09:17 AM
Damn strait!
Quote:
Two lovers plan to suicide.
Boyjumps first.
Girl close her eyes and returned back saying "Love is blind"
Boy in air opens his parachute and says "True love never dies.

Vestidity 08-11-2009 09:17 AM
Quote:
* Where do pigs park their cars?
* In porking lots.
-shot-


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