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Limerick competition
I'm incredibly bored. So let's have ourselves a wee competition. The winner gets a spiffeh little certificate (made by moi)
Steal my certificate and you die! *growl* Examples: There once was a man from Devises Who's ears were of different sizes One was so small It was no use at all But the other was huge and won prizes There once was a woman called Mo Who had a horrible wart on her toe She rubbed it with goo The toe promptly turned blue And now it has started to glow Have fun! ^_^ Also, if you want to hear more limericks, there's plenty more where they came from! *wink wink nudge nudge* I would like to announce that the winner is.. *drumroll* EVERYBODY THAT POSTED A LIMERICK! Because they were all awesome! |
Those are so CUTE.
x3 I wish I could make poems. D: But I can't. x-x Write one about procrastination? xD |
I'm no good at making them up, I just meant tell me any you know. I did make up the one about Mo... I'll have a go, if I can figure out what procrastination is
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It's means waiting till the last minute to do stuff. xD Which is really what my life is about. xD Ooh. I can't make stuff like this up. @-2 Only reason I know what a limerick is is from reading Matilda. xD |
aww that's such a cute poem o 3o
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There once was a guy name Pete
He loved to smell sweaty feet They gave him big chills He said what a thrill A sweaty foot is such a treat! Hope you like. I tried really hard. xD |
I'm trying, but I've only got the first two lines.. I shall keep trying though (help is definately appreciated))
There once was a woman from Roth She was always putting things off @oHsoDemandinG: Good one! I also know an extremely rude one... but I shan't tell you... it's MUCH too rude for Menewsha |
@Demanding: AHAHA
that was funny. xDDDDDDDDDDD cute! xD |
Thanks!
Umm...how about <your lines> <your lines> from her homework to chores she said what a bore thats all I have... |
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She looks at him
Her heart beat starts to melt She said "I made you up to hurt myself" You leave the room and I smell you on my clothes You're dangerous and beautiful My thorn and my rose Let's just make things work. There's nowhere better then here |
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EDIT: My birthday is drawing near I'm grinning from ear to ear But I have been told That when I'm more old Birthdays will become a fear I just made that up on the spot... |
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There once was a boy named Mark,
He liked to fly kites in the park. One day he bumped into a girl She liked to prance and twirl. From that day on his days were never dark. |
@Zernita: That one made me go 'Awwww'
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thank you, I tried to make it as sickeningly cute as possible XD |
There once was a woman from Roth,
She was always putting things off, From her homework to chores, She said what a bore, And now her life’s worse than a sloth’s My god I'm bad at this! |
Hello all. I would give it a try but I am no poet and I know it. I love a good limerick though.
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@ Iseril: Maybe you could tell us some good ones you've read before. Nothing too rude though!
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there once was a boy named dan,
who liked to play in the sand. from castles to holes, he soon filled his soles, with the tiny grains he ran! lol!X3 i tried! and failed, but its not that bad, or atleast i don't think it is...?X3 can we eneter as many as we want? |
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there once was a girl with white hair,
who loved to play truth or dare. but then one day a request was made, for a kiss on a cheek so bare. her lips went amiss, and not a cheek she kissed, but on his lips so fair. i think thats pretty good....?^-^' |
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actually that is a limerick, it just has a different rhythm...
Oh!X3it so cute to, wow good job Felicia!X3 i wish i could make one as good as that! |
I dunno about you, but here in England it's time to head off to bed. I shall be on tomorrow evening and I hope to see lots more limericks then! Night-night everybody.
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