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Insert_Witty_Username 08-13-2009 06:10 PM

Limerick competition
 
I'm incredibly bored. So let's have ourselves a wee competition. The winner gets a spiffeh little certificate (made by moi)

Steal my certificate and you die! *growl*

Examples:

There once was a man from Devises
Who's ears were of different sizes
One was so small
It was no use at all
But the other was huge and won prizes

There once was a woman called Mo
Who had a horrible wart on her toe
She rubbed it with goo
The toe promptly turned blue
And now it has started to glow

Have fun! ^_^

Also, if you want to hear more limericks, there's plenty more where they came from! *wink wink nudge nudge*

I would like to announce that the winner is.. *drumroll*

EVERYBODY THAT POSTED A LIMERICK!

Because they were all awesome!

Winter Wind 08-13-2009 06:13 PM

Those are so CUTE.
x3

I wish I could make poems.
D:
But I can't.
x-x

Write one about procrastination? xD

Insert_Witty_Username 08-13-2009 06:17 PM

I'm no good at making them up, I just meant tell me any you know. I did make up the one about Mo... I'll have a go, if I can figure out what procrastination is

Winter Wind 08-13-2009 06:18 PM

xD

It's means waiting till the last minute to do stuff.
xD

Which is really what my life is about.
xD

Ooh.
I can't make stuff like this up.
@-2
Only reason I know what a limerick is is from reading Matilda.
xD

Naeru 08-13-2009 06:19 PM

aww that's such a cute poem o 3o

oHsoDemandinG 08-13-2009 06:21 PM

There once was a guy name Pete
He loved to smell sweaty feet
They gave him big chills
He said what a thrill
A sweaty foot is such a treat!

Hope you like. I tried really hard. xD

Insert_Witty_Username 08-13-2009 06:25 PM

I'm trying, but I've only got the first two lines.. I shall keep trying though (help is definately appreciated))

There once was a woman from Roth
She was always putting things off

@oHsoDemandinG: Good one!

I also know an extremely rude one... but I shan't tell you... it's MUCH too rude for Menewsha

Winter Wind 08-13-2009 06:26 PM

@Demanding: AHAHA
that was funny.
xDDDDDDDDDDD
cute!
xD

oHsoDemandinG 08-13-2009 06:30 PM

Thanks!

Umm...how about

<your lines>
<your lines>
from her homework to chores
she said what a bore

thats all I have...

Insert_Witty_Username 08-13-2009 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oHsoDemandinG (Post 1764860601)
Thanks!

Umm...how about

<your lines>
<your lines>
from her homework to chores
she said what a bore

thats all I have...

Did I mention I love you? Cos I do ^_^

x P i k a c h u 08-13-2009 06:35 PM

She looks at him
Her heart beat starts to melt
She said "I made you up to hurt myself"
You leave the room and I smell you on my clothes
You're dangerous and beautiful
My thorn and my rose

Let's just make things work.
There's nowhere better then here

Insert_Witty_Username 08-13-2009 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by x P i k a c h u (Post 1764860674)
She looks at him
Her heart beat starts to melt
She said "I made you up to hurt myself"
You leave the room and I smell you on my clothes
You're dangerous and beautiful
My thorn and my rose

Let's just make things work.
There's nowhere better then here

I'm not 100% sure that that's a limerick... Still it's very good

EDIT: My birthday is drawing near
I'm grinning from ear to ear
But I have been told
That when I'm more old
Birthdays will become a fear

I just made that up on the spot...

Insert_Witty_Username 08-13-2009 06:37 PM

Quote:

Oopsie! I double posted... please don't hurt me. I shouldn't get any gold for putting it as a quote
.

Zernita 08-13-2009 06:43 PM

There once was a boy named Mark,
He liked to fly kites in the park.
One day he bumped into a girl
She liked to prance and twirl.
From that day on his days were never dark.

Insert_Witty_Username 08-13-2009 06:46 PM

@Zernita: That one made me go 'Awwww'

Zernita 08-13-2009 07:02 PM

^^
thank you, I tried to make it as sickeningly cute as possible XD

Insert_Witty_Username 08-13-2009 07:06 PM

There once was a woman from Roth,
She was always putting things off,
From her homework to chores,
She said what a bore,
And now her life’s worse than a sloth’s

My god I'm bad at this!

Iseril 08-13-2009 07:46 PM

Hello all. I would give it a try but I am no poet and I know it. I love a good limerick though.

Insert_Witty_Username 08-13-2009 07:51 PM

@ Iseril: Maybe you could tell us some good ones you've read before. Nothing too rude though!

MirukuKuroNeko 08-13-2009 08:04 PM

there once was a boy named dan,
who liked to play in the sand.
from castles to holes,
he soon filled his soles,
with the tiny grains he ran!

lol!X3
i tried!
and failed, but its not that bad, or atleast i don't think it is...?X3
can we eneter as many as we want?

Insert_Witty_Username 08-13-2009 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MirukuKuroNeko (Post 1764862087)
i tried!
and failed, but its not that bad, or atleast i don't think it is...?X3
can we eneter as many as we want?

I think it was good! *thumbs UP* And yes, you can enter 100 if you want (but that might be classed as spamming so I wouldn't advise it) The more the merrier as they say. It works for poems as well as people! (Although more people on the board would be nice)

Felicia Darkstalker 08-13-2009 08:28 PM

there once was a girl with white hair,
who loved to play truth or dare.
but then one day a request was made,
for a kiss on a cheek so bare.
her lips went amiss,
and not a cheek she kissed,
but on his lips so fair.

i think thats pretty good....?^-^'

Insert_Witty_Username 08-13-2009 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Felicia Darkstalker (Post 1764862516)
there once was a girl with white hair,
who loved to play truth or dare.
but then one day a request was made,
for a kiss on a cheek so bare.
her lips went amiss,
and not a cheek she kissed,
but on his lips so fair.

i think thats pretty good....?^-^'

Erm.. not quite a limerick, but close!

MirukuKuroNeko 08-13-2009 08:45 PM

actually that is a limerick, it just has a different rhythm...
Oh!X3it so cute to, wow good job Felicia!X3
i wish i could make one as good as that!

Insert_Witty_Username 08-13-2009 09:10 PM

I dunno about you, but here in England it's time to head off to bed. I shall be on tomorrow evening and I hope to see lots more limericks then! Night-night everybody.


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