Here's the sex! :drool:

Our Business headquarters is located in a space dome floating among the cosmos. We chose this position, because of the Aliens and UFO’s and the view is spectacular view. We enjoy eating lunch watching a galactic battle, Space ship flying around, blowing up and shooting pew pew guns. I also swear I saw Chewbacca, once. We have meetings while watching the moon raise and drink coffee to the sun sets. We also find living in non-charted space to be a bit of an upside to help out company. And as Darkness seeps into the universe we sleep soundly to the comforting noise of broken chunks of spaceship smashing into the outer shield. We also find that be out in the middle in of nowhere, helps with not being found. The Spaceship harbor is a fun filled chaos room! Whenever you are angry, grab the ANGRY SPACESHIP and take it for an ANGRY DRIVE. In our Main base of operations we carry out simple yet mind bobbling tasks. There is a large café with No Trans fats foods, and no fast food, only slow food. We have a top notch fitness center. We keep our own in great shape, like an amoeba. We also serve fresh neat private quarters that come with a Television, a bed, and a fridge. We also have an Alien display, where we fine hunters display our trophies. There is also one of those buttons of doom, and despair. Put in one of those places were idiots can get to them. There are over 100 floors of random office space we don’t use but is there in case of emergence. You never know when a random explosion could destroy your office! We have one of those rooms with a billion screens looking at absolutely nothing. All over the chairs have extra padding because a sore bottom makes a horrible day at the office. We have a pretty garden for calming walks and quiet runs! We have a rather large filing room, filled with files. We have a gun range set up for those cow boys and trigger happy people! There is a small petting zoo in the lobby. The Lobby is mainly composed of chairs and sofas! Our Headquarters has several smaller sections, like food, drink, alien smuggling all the normal! We enjoy every aspect of living and so we make sure you do to, with covering everything and anything that might come up in your daily life. We have a ball room floor for dancing, and a theater for theater performances! We have 3 IMAX screens and several movie screens. We also have a never ending river of root beer. There are top of the line washrooms and showers. We also have a slushy machine in the café, what a café without a slushy machine? We have our own billboards with our own advertisement all over the place! We also have elevators and fun music, and escalators for fast travel! And there isn’t a bad thing about an Arcade?

Night!