Apples are so fun though.

core: yeah, but they can be so mean and cruel!

But the blueberries are asking for it, though, those little masochists...

Artsy: they have always enjoyed being hurt...
But I just hate finding them all squished up.
Remember what they did to star fruit?
Star fruit used to be round, now look at them.

And now we're talking about murdering fruit?

@Wrennajenna and Cora: As was said earlier, what more can you expect from Menewshans? :P

wrenji: No, we're talking about how effed up fruits can be.
Although, peaches and apricots are the perfect breed of fruit.

A punny human like you wouldn't understand

It wanted a change, it got one!

Yes, Wren, we are talking of fruit murder by other fruit, to be precise.

Massacres caused by fruit are by far the most deadly… and messy.

Artsy: it wanted to be thinner, not a star!
And look what they did to tomato! The poor thing is now a vegetable!

I did not want to tell you this... but I am a raspberry and sides with the apples, as the bananas pays well and the blueberries are fun to mess up.

@Momo: *ba-dum tssss* :rofl:

Nah, the tomato was us! Mwahahaha!

Amane: ;D I did a good one, didn't I?

artsy: WHAT?!
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!

Ewwww....peaches are gross.

And your precious apricots? We embarrassed and slapped it so bad that it's now reddish!

Core: I am thoroughly offended now, sir.
YOU ARE SHUUUUNNEEDDDDD

And this is why I love Menewsha. *hugs thread*

Because... I've grown fond of you, momo... you are the only peach I can stand...

Artsy: OH NU YOU DIDN'
/goes ghetto on yo ass/
-takes off earings, weave, nails, heels, eye lashes, rings, and rubs vaseline on her face-

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Artsy: really? <33333

:talk2hand: I ain't no body's father, momochan:.

@Wrennajenna: My exact words earlier.

@Cora: Is it because they're fuzzy?

*Watch momo destroy herself* No! Don't do it, my darling! Forgive me! Make me change my ways if it may make you smile again, please!

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Yeah, really! *violins play out in the background*

Come here, my sweet peach princess!

@Apricot: Wonderful timing. :XD

Mene is such a beautiful place. *skips off into the valleys*

artsy:...okay, but you have to promise to never hurt Apricots!
-everything grows back-

my darling..I..I never knew.
Why didn't you tell me you could stand a peach like me?
-embraces-