Don't make me get the flail again. :stare:
JUST BECAUSE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY DOES NOT MEAN I'LL BE NICE AND FORGET ABOUT FLAILING YOU FOR YOUR WRONGDOINGS! :illgetu:

You should appreciate the banana peels! They're full of protein. And uh, stuff.
Besides, they're much more chic than the skirts you own. :talk2hand:

Kitteh looks pretty with her ears and tights!

Facade looks....well....like Facade. Too bad.

-crawls out of a dumpster-
Hello, I just woke up, it's almost 1 here. :gonk:

-whimpers-

Not the flail! I'm sorry!

But... -pouts- I don't wanna smell like a smoothie! Can't for once, I you know, look like a normal person? I try so hard.

I made you dinner, I washed your socks, and this is how you repay me? This is the last time, Facade! LAST TIME!

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Thank you, at least you appreciate my prettiness! Unlike a certain person -coughfacadecough-

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Ewww... Dumpster. Why were you sleeping in there? Is awfully gross, and the germs! They'll live in your hair... -throws buckets of water-

White Kitteh ears? I didn't know we had that! And what is that interesting golden scarf thing from??

*feels so lost all of a sudden*

hey hey people!!

Hi Sara!
Jez, it's part of the new Jan CI!

Jezriel; It's the CI's for January. :)

And yes yes! Dumpsters are disgusting! >:C

Good morning, Seed! :heart:
Stop making the dumpster such a mess! Jeez, we have to eat in there, you know!
I don't appreciate finding your hair in my food.

@Jeanne: I'm not going to lie, you made me almost laugh. :lol:
ALMOST. But you did not succeed, in fact! :talk2hand:

@Jezriel: The new CIs! Go check 'em out!

@Sara: Heya. :hug:

@Kitteh: Last time? You said that "last time". :lol:
IT'S BEEN FORTY YEARS OF SAYING "THIS IS THE LAST TIME," AND GUESS WHAT!? D:<
IT WAS NEVER THE LAST TIME!
-throws a coconut shell at you-

@Facade awwww... ( hugs back )

-does a wiggly dance-
So, How is everyone?
I'm going to work on finishing my second set of EI's. >:D

ooooh, that would explain it. :XD

*checks pocketbook* Yeah, I think I can pull it.

Dang it.... ALMOST?

Man, I'm losing my touch.
I blame it on the cold.

-blows nose on Facade's toga-

Hey, don't look at me like that...you're the one who gave me the idea for alternative kleenex.

Yes, yes. These are the pretty new CI's. First ones I've ever gotten. I decided since I'm going to have a colourful avveh on this account, why not? Besides, not I gets ears and a tail ^^

I'm so much prettier than Facade, but, Shh, don't tell him. -shifty eyes-

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EDIT::: Coconuts?! I bought you that coconut!

And it has been 50 years, Facade! Get it straight! Can't you even remember how long it's been? Do I mean that little to you?!

Precarious; Our lips are sealed, once I told him he looked like my grandma, and he dropped a vineyard and a house on me!

@Jeanne: Alright, that time you made me do a little giggle. :)
BUT IT WAS A PITY GIGGLE!
I command you to try harder next time.
And your day's pay has been deducted since I need to LOL, and not just do a little giggle. :roll:

@Kitteh: -sets your tail on fire-

@Sidhe: Ooh, I'm glad you remember the vineyard! :hug:
I hope it proved to be a nice getaway?

Hey, Sidhe...how's the wine from the vineyard?

I sure wish somebody would drop a vineyard on me...

Oh no, my tail! -puts it out-

...

That was too far, Facade. Too far.

FACADE, DON'T MAKE ME START SPEAKING MY GHETTO DIALECT AT YOU.
You shalt not like it.


[e] CAT FIGHT! CAT FIGHT!


Jean; It was delicious, but my scabs, not so much, unless you're a cannibal, like Facade.

Sidhe....ewww.....please, my stomach can't handle much today....

Mm, Sidhe scabs. :drool:
They were delicious with some sun-dried tomatoes!
I have some left over... want some, Jeanne?
-drops a vineyard on you-
I need more scabs. :roll:

-pushes Kitteh into the men's bathroom-

Mbf.....scuse while I run to the other room.

Blarghh....

Well, are you satisfied?!

-shrugs- Wouldn't be the first time, Facade! I am not ashamed!

Whee~!! ^_^

Although I'm still after the Yumeh ears. White ears don't really suit me after all.

Like my new ensemble, Jeanne?
I'm showing some leg for you, again.
Can I have some of your puke? I want to paint my walls that color!

@Kitteh: D:< I SEE HOW IT IS!
-pushes you into the women's bathroom-