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okay.....um.....
Once there was a shadow named jillian. |
And she was married to Frankenstein.
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they had a child...that was a pineapple for some strange reason. only god knows how they even had a child.
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The child they called Peter Pineapple.
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peter had a dream. he wished to become a doctor.
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And so he did.
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peter tried his hardest to find a way to give his shadow mother a physical form.
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One day he met a woman who told him she'd be able to help him... for a price.
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She said that he must first kill his father
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But Peter Pineapple knew that, unless he could lose his pineapple form, he'd be unable to overpower his father Frankenstein.
(uh-oh, did I kill the story?) |
@anime: you realize that winter and i are in the same house right?she's on the couch about 2 feet from me. and we are crracking up at the line you posted cause it was great.
peter then found a book where he learned a spell to give him a different form.... |
(no I hadn't. LOL.)
But the spell was unsuccessful! It was meant to change humans, not pineapples! Now, he was a half-pineapple, half-cucumber. He went to consult the woman who had offered to help him. |
(yeah we are.)
the woman laughed and told him that for a price she would turn him into a human for 5 hours.... |
Peter wasn't so sure anymore about this woman's "prices." After all, if he killed his father, his mother wouldn't be happy even if she did become full human.
Edit: So he attacked her violently with his pineapple head until she agreed to help him for free. |
So he was then turned into a human for only 5 hours. And he went to see his father...
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he took a knife from his random pocket on the random pants that he was now wearing.
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And, realizing that he could not kill his father, he stabbed himself.
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Anyone buying fireworks for new years? Sorry, I'm bad at this kind of story thing, please continue without me.
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LOL. this is what happens when my internets freezes. Poor Peter Pineapple, dead!
Nope, fireworks are illegal in California. But I'm sure people near me will drive to nearby states and get them. I do miss setting them off! |
i think they are illegal here too. but we use them sometimes. oh well. we have officially spen like 3 and a half hours total just sitting on the couch today.
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LOL. Yesterday I spent about 6-8 hours on Menewsha!
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we have spent forever on it today because of boredom,
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I know about California, and it totally sucks. But with the amount of crazy people out there laws like that are needed. I'm currently in Oklahoma where thay are legal, so I might get some.
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Crazy people in California? Which *kind* of crazy?
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all kinds of crazy people. *feels sick to her stomach* I hate cramps.....
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