Wow, lucrative

D: AMANE!

You're not violent... what is happening to you?!

It's the blood

Blood is a wicked, corrupting substance... and it's so tasty too, just like candy! So get your Vitameatavegamin today... that's Vita-Meata-Vegamin.

-burps-

Lucy you got some splainin to do

NO I DON'T. I DON'T NEED TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO NO HATEFUL MAN LIKE YOU, RICKY!

-drops a house on Humz and flees the crime scene-

H
We're not in Kansas anymore Toto

I know someone got a record player.

The trick is to find a blood bank where vampires work.

How do you know

Vampires don't exist, Amane. Silly!

Only Godzillas and flaming eyeballs and toe-cheese elves exist. Oh, and drag queen dragons.

Dragons, yay!

Originally Posted by Ava The Vampire

D: AMANE!

You're not violent... what is happening to you?!

Siblings, Ava. Siblings. They bring out the savage beast in the most docile of people.

Hopefully it goes well

I have a record player. :D
Don't use the record player to beat in someone's skull....

Originally Posted by Facade

Vampires don't exist, Amane. Silly!

Only Godzillas and flaming eyeballs and toe-cheese elves exist. Oh, and drag queen dragons.

Vampires do exist. Wherefore dost thou think so many blood banks are always short on blood? 'Tis the most humane way for their staff to feed.

IF VAMPIRES EXIST THEN EXPLAIN THE TOE-CHEESE ELVES, AMANE! WHAT ARE THEY HERE FOR? WHAT DO THEY WANT? AND WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS EATING MY TOE CHEESE.

So vampire work at blood banks

Is "toe-cheese" like... "d*ck-cheese"????

I haven't heard of toe cheese, but I've heard of d*ck cheese! :D

Someone told me to never ask about anatomical cheese, so I'm not doing it. If any of you tell me anyway, I'll beat thee with a lead pipe.

Blood banks are cover-ups for areas heavily populated by vampires.

I have heard of neither

Similar, but not the same.

Toe cheese as in, that stinky lint stuff from your socks that gets caught between your toes.

But yeah, d*ck cheese is a thing. It has the more common name of "fromunda" cheese - like "from under" (your balls).

And how have I lived not knowing that

Duck cheese.

I don't know, Humz, how you haven't died from not knowing this information. It's essential to everyday life and functioning.



---------- Post added 12-30-2017 at 12:46 PM ----------

GET YER DUCKS OUTTA MAH CHEESE, AMANE!

Originally Posted by Facade

Similar, but not the same.

Toe cheese as in, that stinky lint stuff from your socks that gets caught between your toes.

But yeah, d*ck cheese is a thing. It has the more common name of "fromunda" cheese - like "from under" (your balls).

I KNEW IT!!!
I didn't know what it was, but I knew that it was a thing and I wasn't just making it up... xD