Yes, I was quite concerned with you being inside my head. Please pick a lifesaver up at the entrance for safety purposes

Worry not, for I shall touch nothing that I should not while I wander about inside of thine head. *winketh*

oh gods the other language thingy i can hardly follow :O

Dost thou struggle to read archaic English?

i really do yeah

'Tis simple, really. Old English is the one that cooketh thy brains until thine head is ablaze and thou art screaming for mercy.

Olde English isn't too bad. Middle English, now, that's rough...

How canst thou say the horrors of Old English are lesser to those of Middle English‽

cause middle english.. has.. elves? xD

Hmmm, I wonder where the first tales of elves appear?

I have no idea. xDlong long time ago. in a forest far away.

Maybe the elves of Keebler were the first

Elves and selves and... bananas, oh my.

-tickles Huzzah Hummy-

I saw an elf on a shelf that a lady baked. Her kids had put her in the oven and she turn the oven on to preheat and didn't know he was in there. So he was well done Elf on the oven Shelf. And hey huzzah facade how goes your holiday?

Mmmm, we have bananas.

I ate one yesterday that wasn't quite ripe enough

Ours just got there, I think.

I looove unripe bananas. Like, when they're still partially green? Mmm. My favorite!

My holiday is good, Hums! Just getting over a short sickness that came outta nowhere. Blargh. But feeling much better tonight.

How are your holidays, Amane and Hummeh?

Oh I'm sorry about the sneaky sickness. But I'm glad it came and went. Mine's been hanging around for way too long. Of course I'll probably be over it if I continually take the medicine until just taking it until I feel a little better. But such is life for me. Holidays are happy one I got my white Christmas. And I'm being yelled at for praying. Same stuff different day. What was the question?

Christmas shall be late this year because some things aren't ready.

A late Christmas is still a good Christmas. What things are late?

Tree isn't done and gifts aren't done.

Tuesday Christmas it is then. And you can go out shopping afterwards and get discount stuff!

Lol no. Mumsy isn't getting out on that road any time soon if she doth not have to.

I live right by the snowplow depaetment
the guy has already gone down my road
multiple time, sadly for me but not them