*looks over the top of the cookbook* don't forget about me and Midori elf-roast

Haha elf-roast. I must say that sounds quite appetising!

Grrrrr.... Do you eat lycanthropes?

indeed...and I am pretty sure elf is white meat so you wont be deviating to much.

ooh lycanthrope! I think I saw a stew for that in here someplace! *flips through pages*

Lycan-pie :D

*Facepalm* I expired two months ago?

*pokes Monst3r* look fresh to me kid! And besides...we're dead, rotting food can't hurt us to much. now I think I saw a recipe for lycantrope stew in here someplace. *flips through pages*

Hello, we're working out how to cook Monst3r :)

Hello! Pull up a chair, we're about to cook this elf kid

I must admit I actaully want real food now...ho hum.

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh Why me, why here why now? Of all the places I could have wound up, how did I end up here where everyone wants to et me? I could have ended up in a wolf den... eh a wolf den of another pack, would have ended about the same I suppose...

See, at least we have conversation before we devour you.

Exactly, and it's not like we're gonna tear you to shreds...much. You're going to be a gourmet meal.

What if I took a bath in holy water before I came here?

Don't think that effect zombies does it?

Hmmm, that might prove a problem for some....I guess maybe I'll give you a hand, since i am nto feeling cannibalistic today....of course that means I may get eaten next;)

*is chopping up veggies and throwing them into a giant pot* theres room in there for two.

It's a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggg pot!

Who shall we have for desert?

Well...I could always bake Le Phantastique into a cake?

*looks over at Le Phantastique* ok ok sheesh..we wont eat you. No need to be violent.