You're still edible.

@ Monst3r: Yeah...sorry. You can have it back if you like?

Yea but I taste like salt and bad... Do you reh heh heeeeeeaaaallllllyyyyy qant to put yourself through that?

Elf is eatable! Elf is tasty! Lets deep fry him!

I like salt...but I am a vegetarian.

So you got no beef then? .... sorry that was a very old and moldy joke...

I like salt on my meat.

LOL vege-zmombeh! Do you walk around going "grains....grrraaaaaiiiiinnssss"?

Hahahahaaaaa yes, yes I do!

But what about the bad? Do you have a hankering for bad? Because as far as I've been told it doesn't taste very good.

oh noooo.... don't eat me!

See she has more money, that means shes better fed and therefore will taste better.

I think that's for my meat eating zombie clan to decide muwahahaha

That means nothing elfboy. I want to eat you.

Cute blond witch...I guess we wont eat you. The elf is toast though. Hmm, elf toast...*gets out a cookbook and a copy of greys anatomy*

But.... ummmmm..... Hmmm I'd make a better pet than food, I swear.

Sorry, I only keep frogs as pets.

Do you think it makes much difference to a zombie?!

Ummmmmm yea? and frogs? Really? Like the Hypnotoad?

Hmm...although. I wouldn't mind having an elf pet. I mean...someone needs to clean up the corpses.

Hypnotoad?

Sorry, I'm a huge Futurama fan so the hypnotoad was the first frog like creature I think of.

It's all right you aren't going to live much longer anyway.

Sorry, got to go now. You got lucky elfboy.

Whooo hoo! I live to fail again another day!

Don't think you're getting off so easy. There's still other around :P