I know. I am a hopeless otaku I guess XD But that's what I do in my free time, watch anime and read fanfic and scroll tumblr. Every once in a while, I go out into the real world and hang out with my friends. But mostly I stay at home to be a computer potato! A Comptato!

I seem to just lurk around on the internet. >_<
We can be comptatos together!
Not like I leave the house much either.

Woo! Comptato buddies! *glomp snuggle* The internet will swallow you whole!

*flails*
No, we mustn't get lost in it. >>

Never fear! For I have a map! From five minutes ago...but it should still be good for now right?

*five minutes later*

*slogging through the wilds of 4chan* I was wrong! I was so wrong!

AH! How did we even get here! *flails*

I don't know, we should run for it. Watch out for B! *clutches Wifey and runs*

*flailingly runs after Cookie*

Hello! Where are y'all going? :D

Hi hi salvete. We're running away from the horrors of the internets! *flails*

Wifey! We've reached the fair haven of Menewsha! I think we can stop! *gets attacked by an Afrodonkey* AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I WAS WRONG! SO VERY WRONG! *dies*

Oh! Okay! *flails*

*sprays insecticide at Afrodonkey*

My hero x_x

What's happening? O_o;

We got lost in the internets and then Afrodonkey attacked! I'm full of butt sparkles *sobs and goes to shower*

Originally Posted by salvete

Oh! Okay! *flails*

*sprays insecticide at Afrodonkey*

*insecticide is deflected by BORK* >B|

o AO; That sounds...sparkly. ^^;;;;

*throws hammers at Afrodonkey*

Was Afrodonkey in here or somewhere earlier? O_o

It's sparkly and rainbowy, of course.

Sparkles and rainbows everywhere.

Oh, and it has to have a range of ridiculous sound effects.

A variation of the Nyan Cat theme?

His butt sparkles overwhelmed me. I had to escape to my bed and hide under the covers! Now I'm posting in my tablet.

Please. The sparkles are just the beginning.

That sounds ominous! *hides behind Fading*