Ok, so the reason I couldn't make it to the con is because when I was walking out my door to fly on my magical unicorn Pegasus, someone flew by me on there cow and hit me with a stick. I got knocked out, when I woke up I looked at the time. I decided that I would have to run if i was going to make it. So I started to fly on my unicorn, I was looking around for the con when all of a sudden Ronald McDonald handed me a ring and said "One onion ring to rule them all".

Then I was like OMG What does that mean? So I decided to go on an adventure ( a 3 min one of course) and I finally dropped the onion ring in the huge peanut oil pit.

Then I was happy! I was two inches from the momocon when all of a sudden I was abducted my aliens and had many experiments done on me. Now I'm sitting here on my computer chair "ALIVE" typing this.

Which... now I'm wondering why I have two heads.... hmm.. OH WELL! ^_^
If I win a shirt, I would like the male one <3