The reason i did not make it Momocon 2009

I ordered a pair of Pegasus Ponies to fly me across the sea. To land in a small car park somewhere near. I had a map i was going to use. So i could get as close as possible. They rung me and cancelled at the most inconvient time, of a week before the event. So next i got hold of someone with a unicorn who could wink and transport me anywhere in the world... i was going to just appear at the event... this is my pirate way. They cancelled saying the unicorn was sick two days before the event. My last and final hope was put on a dragon who was going to fly me across the waters like the pegasus's. Well i got my bag with a lovely chicken sandwich within, my ticket and my map. Forgetting my keys i go back inside. Before i reach the door i smell something cingded. Oh opening the door i stare in horror at my blackened backpack, and the nose of the dragon eating the sandwich in one. Stomping over there i pick up half of ticket, waves it in the air. Frowning
"maybe they will understand, i still have half".
But then the dragon burps and the end is on fire... i watch the charcoled ticket discinderate in my hands.

And that is the reason i did not make it.

True reason - no job - no money - would loved to have come... come here!

I would like a female tee-shirt if i win one.