Well, it kinda goes like this...
I was trying to walk to the Momocon after I had a heated debate with my parents and all potential drivers, since none of them agreed and my bike has flat tires. While I was walking, a pair of shoplifters tried to steal the cookies I had baked for all the mods and admins. I fought valiantly, but all the cookies got ruined and squirrels came to eat them... So I decided to try and get flowers, but then the gardeners in the park didn't take too kindly to it and chased me out with shovels and spades. After I lost many black jack and poker games, I once again made an effort to hitchhike to the Momocon, only to fail horribly when the police came and found me without any guardians and sent me back home where I am currently banned from everything besides this laptop I had hidden under my mattress and school work.
Uh-oh, the batteries are dying and I forgot the ch-
*automatic shutdown and muffled screaming can be heard all around the world.*

AND I B A FEMALE tyvm.
;D

(real reason: well, it is in the story if you bother to cut off all the fluff. xD)