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Rofl, that just made my day xP

I wasn't there for that TT^TT

*steals the shrubbery out in front of the office building* Here. I present you with this NICE SHRUBBERY. It was just tended to by the lawn workers.

WEEEEE~! -devours- ...

SECONDLY! Uhm... I REQUIRE LIQUID REFRESHMENT!

I have a soda. *hands it to kittehmew*

Originally Posted by KittehMEW

Yeah, they should. If you know Facade, be warned. I'm just here because I joined the very first Sprinkles thread, back in the... one event. XD And because I married Facade, and I'm waiting for him to die, so I can collect on his life insurance.

Eep..I guess no one told you about his lack of life insurance @[email protected];
He spent it all..

No, no. When I married him I took out a life insurance policy on him, I used our Llama's college fund. -nod-

*presents Kitteh with fresh unicorn blood* Is THIS refreshing enough, Milady??

QUITE! But I need a cup in which to drink from! BRING FORTH A SKILL OF MY ENEMY! Allow me to drink from his empty cranial cavity.

Originally Posted by KittehMEW

No, no. When I married him I took out a life insurance policy on him, I used our Llama's college fund. -nod-

Oh GOOD! I was scared for a minute, I would hate to hear about the disappointment XD

NoOooo! Don't kill unicorns!

@Kitteh: Enemy...? Who might that be??

@Momo: I didn't do it! Voldemort killed it, i swears!

Don't speak his name!

Originally Posted by KittehMEW

QUITE! But I need a cup in which to drink from! BRING FORTH A SKILL OF MY ENEMY! Allow me to drink from his empty cranial cavity.

WOW. You and Facade are seriously one. Connected like no one else! XD

And if worse came to worse, Randeh, I would simply sell his body to science, and his stilettos to Christina Aguilera.

Uhm. MOMO! Momo is my enemy, kill her, and bring forth her skull, so I may drink of the blood of a million unicorns.

Originally Posted by KittehMEW

And if worse came to worse, Randeh, I would simply sell his body to science, and his stilettos to Christina Aguilera.

Uhm. MOMO! Momo is my enemy, kill her, and bring forth her skull, so I may drink of the blood of a million unicorns.

You have it all planned out...but have you planned the death yet? Or do you not inherit anything if you plan it? I'm assuming it has to be "natural"?

I FORGOT TO SAY THANKS TO JEAN T-T!!


I WILL KILL YOU BEFORE YOU CAN KILL MEH >8U!!!!!!!!!!!!

:O!!!! WHAT! *Brings out gun* you try to kill me I shoot you alls!!

Voldy Voldy VOLDEMORT! *kills Momo with the name* Teehee, sorry Momo ^_^ *brings head to Kitteh*

Speaking of skulls, and drinking from them;



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I know, it scares me how Facade and I are alike.

And his death must be "natural" or something about murder, and prison. I DO NOT LOOK GOOD IN A JUMPSUIT.

Noo Dx!

SHE WILL NOT DRINK THE BLOOD OF A MILLION UNICORNS >8U!

*Momo's Ghost steals blood*
xO!

*shoots everyone*

OMG NUUu`I need that blood to survive, Mommy! YOU NEVER UNDERSTAND! :cry: I wanna go live with DAD!

I already be dead. :talk2hand:

Technically I died like four or five days ago, but you know....
Whateva xD

lol