flower wine?
we need to get drunk through this pecan drought.

that's all we can do to survive this. it's an awful situation :c
WE JUST HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER AND LIVE THROUGH THIS.

we'll make it
~drinks flower wine~

how can you be so confident of our efforts?
i've seen great men fall in my lifetime.
~~~~SIPSIPSIP

don't worry, it's only virtual reality
~does shots

shh no you have to get into character phrank i'm ashamed of you
i only feel shameeee
~~GLUBGLUB

phrank drank a fourty of flower wine and started projectile vomiting everywhere
but he kept drinking because he's a hard core russian.

"perhaps you should simmer down my friend" phrank said while waving his hand at him briefly while also drinking multiple gallons of flower wine at once
"this is the finest flower wine imported from germany the 1972 year yes yes very nice"
he is a cossack

wait what
phrank said
he hit the bottle on the table and stabbed fil repeatedly

fillip dies. :c

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA phrank said
little did he know, he no longer had anyone to talk to.
how sad.

filip was still dead
AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT :C
PEOPLE DON'T JUST COME BACK ALIVE LIKE THEY DO IN FAIRY TALES
HE'S GONE FOREVER
GRRRR
~~~WINEWINEWINE

DRUNK DRUNK DRUNK
I want to get drunk now I hate you who thought of this plot anyway?

it was probably you.
you come up with all the bad ideas, and i'm just the straight man.
i hate my life. :I
GLUGGLUGGLUG

you're not a straight man don't tell me lies.

i don't wish to deceive you. :c

I can't remember what we were talking about....

god i don't either. that fishing thing just messes with your mind.
and i can't be assed to go tot he previous page so let's talk about weather.
WHY IS IT COLD. :C

why is it dark and raining??!!?!

why is this happening to us!

because god hates us for being homosexuals....

:c
what a jerk
maybe if i blaspheme he'll change the weather
god god god god jesus h. christ

god god god god god
obama
jesus christs

it doesn't seem to be working. we need a new plan. :c

ummmm
give him some pecans?