That's just target practice. If you have paintball beyond the expiration date, you could probably severely damage a zombie.

There will be ice cream!

Hmm you do have a point there. Also...why do I feel the need to call a place where zombies gather a zombie nest? Anyone have better terminology for this?

Sea salt ice cream? *hopeful*

Of course.

And how about HELLHOLE. They're zombies.

I think a nest is the best term for it. I don't know if there is a correct term, but nest just feels right.

Hellhole........portal to hell.......what about the DMV?

And yeah, that's the feeling I was getting. A zombie nesting ground...has a nice ring to it.

Nest works and ice cream is good.

Monocle! <3 <3 <3 looking classy in your boxers with your black monocle.

No, the DMV is hell on earth, which is worse than a portal.

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And thank you, I thought so, too! :)

But because it's hell on earth it has/function as a portal to hell. That's how they send the escaped souls back.

In the immortal words of Gladys the demon, "Place the vessel on the mat."

if there was a zombie apocalypse, then I'd use everything at my disposal. I'd rob gunstores, steal trucks, trap zombies in gas stations and then blow the gas station to bits. I'd have the title of zombie slayer, as I'd use any and every tactic to completely destroy the zombies. I'd go about destroying zombies like roaches, simply to stop the apocalypse itself.

Aaaaaaand end random tv references....before someone smacks up.
*sticks dirt devil on the mat* o.o


Math = One Woman Army

If there was a zombie apocalypse, I would want to stick by Math.

But not by any gas stations...just in case she, you know, forgot you were there or decided to sacrifice you for the greater good.

Right, "forgot I was there." I see your pont...

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Still, I think I'd take my chances.

I would definitely want to be around Math in an apocalypse. She's got the right idea.

You just have to stay back several yards.

Oi, unrelated, but I'm still trying really hard not to add an s to your secondary title. ^.^; ehehehehe

Looks like we've got ourselves a decent zombie slaying team, should the worst come to pass. Always good to be prepared.

*just thought of a really inapropriate response that is a little to bad to put on a public thread* o.o

alright, so should the worst come to pass, we've got to all meet up. and I'm not a one person army, I'm a general. my greatest strength is in tactics. I'd do things, like have someone who's really fast get a large group of zombies following him/her and have them run to where I'm waiting with a S.A.W (squad automatic weapon, the really big machine gun) so I can cut all the zombies down in one shot.

Still referring to you as the one woman army. Titles are relative.

There was an episode of mythbusters where they put a S.A.W. on top of a car. We should totally do that! Porto-zombie-killing machine!

That would be awesome.

My friends talk about the coming zombie invasion. We have plans ready.

Then write up a how to 'turn the hummer you stole out of someone's drive way (of course you found the key in their house..which you broke into and ransacked) into a zombie slaying tank by mounting an S.A.W. on top of it.'

no, not a car. we'd have to weld 2 of them to the sides of a truck bed, then someone could drive while 2 others shoot. knowing me, while those 2 are shooting, and someone's driving, I'd be throwing homemade grenades.