:gonk: Dangit! I need to talk to Liz about that! *Shakes fist* How do I get kicked out of the very place that I fund!

Pfft, I don't need to touch, cause the strippers touch me first.

Anyway.

GASKET KICKS ASS!

And yeah, the whole machine breaking is my fault. I had like, 100 spanners, so...

Sounds like the whole needy flash-dancer division likes Phoenix ALOT.

Daaaaang 100! 8D I only had 40 or so.

Phoenix! augh. my hair is going grey because of you two. Look at my roots!

Oooh.. Roots rhymes with boots..

Pfft.

Sorry, dudes. I just wanted to get rid of em. @[email protected]

*Drools* I want a shovel dangit..

I LOVE BOOTS! let's get some!

It's ok, I've done it to you before too :D

Let me see if I have any extra shovels around
(nope. just one set. I have wrenches and hammers though)

*Drools* I've always wanted to bury bad books.. The shovel would be the perfect objects for me as of now.

I hope twilight is going to be a book buried.

*cackles* It's the first one down the hole!

YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

Oh, and put the whole series!

Actually...

I'm against the burning of books, but i think twilight would make a GREAT bonfire...

Well, enjoy your book burning/burying. Night!

Should we invite Jacob and the rest of the 'Werewolve' clan? They seemed pretty excited to hear of the destruction.

Oh, good night Nozochan!

...But we'd be burning THEM too. I mean, its TWILIGHT. Tey were born in those books and will die with them.

That's actually the reason they wanted to be invited.. Atleast they are willing to go peacefully..

Unlike some people. *Clears throat*

-drags cullen family and bella by the hair-

COMMON BITCHES!

:gonk: Wait! I just remembered something important!

WHUT!?

*Drools* I left my stake in the oven! D:

...Pffft

Here, use mine. @[email protected]

-takes out prime rib steak and a white ash stake-

-eats meat and hands wood to Apricot-

Woo! Okay, let's get this fire a'burning! *Lights some matches*

Smokey the bear appears from thin air. "Only you can prevent forest fires!"

-punches bear in the face-

-pours gasoline on pile of twilight books-

Smokey the bear was, someone(s)?, idol! You can't be giving him shiners, left and right!

*Throws the lit matches into the pit* Holy MAC! :O It's a SUPAH FIRE!

HOOYEAH!

-dances around fire like a savage-

BURN BURN BURN BURN!