
06-01-2010, 06:17 AM
It's about this guy named Marlow who took his stupid ass into Africa because he wanted to be a steamboat captain. Then this idiot hears all these stories about this apparently amazing man named Kurtz, who everyone has dubbed the emissiary of light. Basically, he's europe's lightbulb. So Marlow is trying to save Kurtz, who got sick, because Kurtz kicked everyone out of his base (he was an ivory collector) and Kurtz had no one to treat his illness. So shit happens, Marlow can't get to Kurtz, then his boat is fixed and then he gets attacked, his helmsmen gets killed, foreshadow foreshadow, blahblah, Marlow thinks on humanity, blahblah, Marlow meets the Russian, who's basically Kurtz' fanboy, who says that Kurtz and Ivory Heart eachother, and that Kurtz ordered the attack (cough crazybitch cough). He takes Marlow to rescue Kurtz, who's almost dead, but yelling at everyone that they needed him to rescue them (see? crazybitch) And then this beautiful african woman kept stalking them down the river,because Kurtz was a pimp like that, he had one woman in africa and another waiting in Europe, Kurtz died, more shit happened, Marlow went back to Europe, met Kurtz' widow, and felt bad because Kurtz was a pimp.
The end.
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