I'm thinking some kind of giant laser to annihilate them.

Maybe you could just beam them to the surface of the sun...

or, you can be a slaughterer and get a knife and stab them all to death before you dispose of their bodies by burying them in the yard. For your trophy, you can keep their eyes or tail fin.

My parents' house doesn't have a garden. We just have a patch of concrete to park the car on.

then you can leave their bodies on your neighbor's doorstep. :D

Yes, the world must know that we will not stand for small tins of fish.

it is unholy and wrong.
all must know this!

We could make a Kickstarter to fund the giant laser. I'm sure we'd get plenty of backers.

Oh yes. especially for fish slaying.
We'll tell them how much we wish to destroy wretched canned fish, and many will join our side when they realize how right we are.

We totally won't spend any of the extra money on shiny things.

Totally won't.
And for gifts for donating a certain amount of money, we'll give them random stuff around the house.
Like a used tissue or chewed gum or something.
Why spend money?

Pfft, who even needs physical items? We'll give them things like "our eternal thanks".

Yes, much better.
of course, if we just send them our trash that's one less place to go out when it's time for errands!
Just the post office, not the trash dump.

Originally Posted by KatMagenta

We could make a Kickstarter to fund the giant laser. I'm sure we'd get plenty of backers.

Yes.

I was going to say stamps are expensive but we can just add a massive fee for postage.

That might stop people from donating though. I know I hate paying shipping fees...

yes, exactly!
everything can be free!
In fact, we can even have someone else drop off the mail for us.
like a friend or whatever.
No work for us!

zig: trust me, people will want this laser. they will donate the money.

I'll have to defer to your judgment momo.

Our cause is noble and just. *single tear*

I'm glad I got your ladies so motivated!

our cause is the noblest of all nobles.

zigg: yes! whatever that means! |D

My ladies are always motivated ... wait, what?

curls up in the corner and just watches. ,, I feel like a stalker

*falls into thread* I had to come be among you who have the awesome avi looks lol How goes it?

Join our cause. Join usss...