In the spirit of the holiday, celebrate the worst pick up lines you can think of here!

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them!

Someone must've hit you with a phaser set on 'Stunning'!

>.> I use that one for fun a lot...

I have none ;-;

Oh god... I don't think I can come up with anything worse than that.. XD

Are you a thief because you stole my heart?

or

If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me.

This is all I could think off.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

Hey baby, you look like you put the "sin" in scintillating.

Yeah, someone actually said that to me once. XDDD

1. I'm one lucky dog cuz you're the cat's meow!
2. You must be groovy, cuz you make me wanna BOM SHIKA WOW WOW!!!
3. Call Heaven! They're missing an angel!

I wish I could be a DNA helicase so I could unzip your jeans.

xPP
Brought up in bio class, wonder why.

I bet you fell from heaven. That would explain what happened to your face.

Hey, you see that train conductor over there? Look at his shirt. Do you like it?
-answer-
Well I have one too. Does that turn you on? -wiggles eyebrows-


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Now I'm not completely sure if that's a pick up line, but my friends asked me to be creative, and this one was a hit. xDD

Oh another one I like, but didn't come up with was;
'If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better?'

Gotta love pick up lines. x33 <333

Don't know any I'm afraid. X_x;

Kiami thats AWESOME!!!

I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.

oh, right! =D
Here's some of my favourites XD
Hopefully Ill see alot of funny openinglines in here that I never heard before:3

"Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away."

"If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?"

"Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why not? Don't you like pizza?"

"Are there mouses in your stumach? No? Then you have some good pussy!"

"Can I kiss you? Or do you want to stay a toad for the rest of your life?"

"Do you know the difference between sex and a good conversation? No? Then lets have a chat upstairs!"

"You stink, shall we take a shower?"

"Is that a ladder in your panty, or is it the staircase to heaven?"

"My name is (name), remember it, you're about to scream it later."

XDD I saw these a while back.

"I'm like a rubix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get."
"Have we met? You look a lot like my next girlfriend."

If I was a gardner I would put your TULIPS and my TULIPS together

I dunno if anyone put that there but my friend said that yesterday lol

Just the horrible one from "Robot Chicken"

"So did you fall from Heaven? Cause I got an erection!"

lol T this is funny and sad

Hehe why thank you Lava ^_^ Have you been selling because your gold has shot up something cronic.

You must be this beautiful (make hand gesture for small height) to ride the me.

not since yesterday ^_^

Ah ok, probably just haven't looked at your gold count today ^_^ I'm so glad the boys are sleeping well today!

OK, it's not very big and I'm not very good, but I've got the cutest little way of getting on and off.

sorry if they sound bad...

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.


Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?

"I'm like a rubix cube. The longer you play with me the harder I get."
D: x-x hahaha
" If I could change the alphabet I would put U and I together."
Response: "If I could change the alphabet I would put F and U. (or you could say it already has N and O together.)

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?