LET'S POST 'EM

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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

Lethargie - I dont think double/triple/quadriple psoting is allowed

I hope the rest of your day is as radient as your smile

Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

I lost my tedd bear, can I sleep with you?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

sorry, Leafey,
i wasn't completely sure, i'm reading off a list and posting the best of them
D;

No problems, you could get a mod to delete the rxtra posts and edit the pickup lines into one post

alright, i'll try

:)

Gothic pick-up lines, because I have a warped sense of humor.
"Didn't I go to your funeral?"
"That's a nice neck, may I bite it?"
"You've stolen my heart away. Luckily, I've got another three or four in the
freezer."
"Tell me, is your heart as cold and black as your eyes?"
"Your coffin or mine?"

Are your legs tried? You've been running through my mind all day.

Do you get sea-sick? No? Good, cause Im takin' you on the love boat.

Your clothes are cute. They'd be cuter on my bedroom floor.


xD

Ahaha, this thread is great!

If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.

cexlan that made me laugh XD I'll try remembering some pick up lines and posting them..

if you were a booger, i'd pick you first.

ahhh. i don't know D:

These made me giggle
:3
Sorry I can't think of any but I'm blank at the moment.

'This is a pick-up line. Did it work?'

My girlfriend told me that one. xD

I Am Okay::
Im glad they made you laff. :3

: ) hehe when i remember some ill post them up!

This is a two man run.
1: *collapse on the floor*
2: I think he needs some mouth to mouth!

Hey baby wanna see my lightsaber?

Wanna see my bankai? This one is on a tee-shirt though.

Girl to guy:
If I play the flute, will your snake come out and dance?

Excuse me, I lost my number, can I borrow yours?
(Holding out a rose) Hello, I just want to show this rose how beautiful you are.
Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
If I bit my lip would you kiss it better?
Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes.

*look at girl*
THANK YOU GOD!!!!

Do you want to make like an egg and get laid?

Aww these are so cute ^^

-I keep all of my most important poems and drawings in this little book.
And I'd like you to have it because they're mostly about you.
-I never knew hellish demons flew so close to the ground…
-“Wanna go somewhere a little darker?”
-Let’s put the ‘fun’ in funeral!!”

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Rawr. :rawrmayor: