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If carnage were a common part of sex, I think our species would have died out long ago.

Originally Posted by Ravensdance

Is it a vampire movie?

no, but it should be with the title, right?
it's a spring break movie that never makes it to the partay!
they mess with an escaped convict and then get lost and a flat tire!

i"d say that too, but aren't grasshopers or praying mantises or something that rip their mates head off still alive?

The 100-sided dice lands on 11

Good point. I guess they get pregnant before ripping the mate's head off? So, it would be a lot of violent women alive and children, all hormonal from being pregnant and what-not.

Ah, thanks for the explanation. I've been so busy getting stuff ready for my sister's baby shower than I am easily confused.

You know, I get the feeling the men are better off there...

Originally Posted by Sleepy Anarchy

As one of my friends said the other day, there is such thing as too early for penis. in a similar vein, there is never an attractive penis. They're all kinda gross.

POSTER 2000!

WHAT A POST!

Hey, at least it's a post that absolutely defines me.

Hahaha, SA sounds like me.

Originally Posted by steelmagghia

Ah, thanks for the explanation. I've been so busy getting stuff ready for my sister's baby shower than I am easily confused.

CONGRATULATIONS TO YOUR SISTER!

hope y'all have a wonderful baby shower
and baby gets lots of nice pressies =3

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I was planning a baby shower, but its kind of been halted.

Originally Posted by Sleepy Anarchy

Hey, at least it's a post that absolutely defines me.

and you know what my next question is.....right?
what would you like as a pressie for being poster 2000?

Based on the fact that I do not have more than 50 posts here, I am going to decline it and say to give it to someone else.
And because you should know better than to try and get me to take a gift.

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I'm pretty sure this thread has the most posts for the entire event.

Originally Posted by steelmagghia

Hahaha, SA sounds like me.

That was just that start of that conversation. It turned into about 20 minutes of masturbation jokes afterwards. Here's hoping I don't do that here.

Originally Posted by First to Never Know

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I was planning a baby shower, but its kind of been halted.

aw, why
baby showers are always so much fun

Originally Posted by First to Never Know

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I'm pretty sure this thread has the most posts for the entire event.

It does that. All the time. It's a worry when RAK threads aren't the biggest ones in an event.

Black widow spiders eat their mates.

*just decided to jump in though not totally sure what the convo is about* >//>

Originally Posted by hummy

CONGRATULATIONS TO YOUR SISTER!

hope y'all have a wonderful baby shower
and baby gets lots of nice pressies =3

Thanks hon! I'm really excited to be an aunt. They've been trying for some time. She's due in late September but part of me wants her to be early so she can be born on my birthday, haha.

Originally Posted by Sleepy Anarchy

Based on the fact that I do not have more than 50 posts here, I am going to decline it and say to give it to someone else.
And because you should know better than to try and get me to take a gift.

yeah, well you know me,
i'm tenacious about gifting you!

Originally Posted by hummy

yeah, well you know me,
i'm tenacious about gifting you!

And i'm extremely persistent at denying you.

Originally Posted by steelmagghia

Thanks hon! I'm really excited to be an aunt. They've been trying for some time. She's due in late September but part of me wants her to be early so she can be born on my birthday, haha.

let's hope for a happy, healthy baby born on your birthday!

HIM was pinged ?

Originally Posted by Sleepy Anarchy

And i'm extremely persistent at denying you.

so sad,
but all too true!

have you seen the new CI

Interveiw with a vampire was my favorite vampir emovie i LOOOOVED louis. though lestat wasn't to bad ether..