realAniram's Profile
Last Activity: 08-20-2012 04:07 AM
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About Me
- About realAniram
- Biography
- I'm a pterodactyl looking for a unicorn (or a narwhal about to evolve), and am currently living over the rainbow. I don't want to move to the end of the rainbow because that's lower income housing for the leprechauns.
My perfect date would be going out for a quick fly-around a neighborhood, snatching up any plump little babies we happen to see for dinner. I know it's easier to order out, but I believe that when you hunt with someone you bond over the endeavor. Also, fresh food is best, wouldn't you agree?
If a unicorn (or almost unicorn) answers, please know I am only looking for serious replies. I want to have pteronarwhalicorn babies and live happily ever after, and we can teach our children how to fly and create rainbows from their farts/burps.
Thank you and I look forward to meeting you! - Location
- WAAAAAAYYYYY over there. *points at the western U.S. on a map*
- Interests
- Reading, writing, watching, drawing, listening, annoying.
- Occupation
- I don't have time to get a job when I'm supporting my addictions (gaming, online socialization, sleeping).
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Yeah, I kind of kill threads... D: Sorry, everyone!
"My I.Q. is the infinite space from here to the moon."
realAniram