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  1. BellyButton
    03-28-2010 06:10 AM
    BellyButton
    No, she didn't :( She wasn't like that lady you sent me at all.
  2. BellyButton
    03-28-2010 04:58 AM
    BellyButton
    *moons you with her fat-as-hell ass*
  3. Jeannesha
    03-27-2010 08:46 PM
    Jeannesha
    You can come to Texas any time, honey chile'.

    Just let me know when, so I can leave have everything ready for you!
  4. BellyButton
    03-27-2010 07:25 AM
    BellyButton
    Oh.. It's like the fat smothering mother I never had! *cries*

    Next time just scream into a funnel or something. That was depressing. :gonk:
  5. Captain Howdy
    03-27-2010 07:23 AM
    Captain Howdy
    Wood paneling? Sooo seventies. :talk2hand: ... :P
  6. Cherry Who?
    03-27-2010 03:17 AM
    Cherry Who?
    IT SHO AIN'T YOU, YOU WRINKLED OLD HAG. :gonk:
  7. CK
    03-27-2010 01:45 AM
    CK
    xD TY. I'm not feeling well, so I'm going to spend most of the rest of the evening playing Sunshine Islands. :B
  8. Jeannesha
    03-26-2010 10:39 PM
    Jeannesha
    I'm going offline now.
    We can continue the witty repartee tomorrow....
  9. Jeannesha
    03-26-2010 10:37 PM
    Jeannesha
    Beeep a beeep a beeep a

    (Busy signal! What's the matter...you don't know what a busy signal sounds like!?)
  10. BellyButton
    03-26-2010 10:35 PM
    BellyButton
    Facade, I'm falling asleep. Sing me one of those blood-curdling wakeup songs of yours.

About Me

  • About Facade
    Biography
    The name's Brandon! I am in fact male, despite popular belief. Fancy that!

    I love to read and write. I find science articles fun to read, although I don't like science that much. I type random conversations with weirdos like you more than I write. Yeah, I'm full of surprises. And contradictions. Can't forget those.

    I'll be headed to college in the Fall (assuming you're reading this in 2010, and not, say, 1837). I plan on majoring in either Communications or Education. I'd love to become a college professor, or, uh... something else. Other than professorship, I've really no idea.

    I love chatting up a [rather crazy] storm with people I enjoy being around. Stop by my thread 'SPRINKLES, NOT JIMMIES!' sometime, yes? The regulars and I enjoy new faces, especially when they're as absurd as our own.

    My other homes are the Quest and Media forums. If you can't find me anywhere, I'm probably whoring out the visitor messages to random strangers.

    I love you all, now stop stalking me and reading about me. Weird ass.
    (Leave me comments. I respond.)

    User #6355
    Location
    Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
    Interests
    Writing, reading, language, philosophy, interesting articles, mythology, culture.
    Occupation
    College Freshman
  • Signature
    "Connie Marble, you stand convicted of assholeism. The proper punishment will now take place. Look pretty for the picture, Connie!"

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  • Last Activity: 03-16-2024 03:56 PM
  • Join Date: 05-25-2007

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