Interstellar's Profile

My brother says you're being a pain in the ass... both literally and figuratively. :/

Err... thank you.

I suppose not. I'm a little over 2,200 years old. Approximately 22, by human standards.

I wasn't pooing! D:
That was the sound of me undressing you in the middle of the night, after I drugged you up gewd. C:

whaa? Is it being a butt?

Well, fine then! As if I need YOU! :talk2hand:
I want all of those mixed tapes I made for you back. :gonk:

Ohhh BABY! :drool:
Can I feel your throbbing appendage? Can I? OHHH CAN I? :gonk:

Well don't you like it a bit rough anyway, darling? ;D
-fondles your looong, looong, throbbing arms-

Ooh... I like them long! :drool:
-fondles the house's bottom-
Feels as smooth as a dead witch's ruby slippers. :o

: O
If you're on top of the house, does that mean I'm underneath it? :gonk:
-cries softly-