Cardinal Biggles's Profile

No I completely get it. Been in such a scenario a time or two myself. All I can say, hang in there. Things settle down eventually and become less static. Just keep looking for those moments you need until you get there.

The toenails are still attached to you, of course, darling.

I've also taken the pleasure of grafting some into your spleen, free of charge.

Have a nice day.

Kiss kiss,
Mama

I am definitely doing well. How are things for you?

-pukes on your gnarled toenails-

Hey friend, just saying hi. Been awhile since I was around. Missed Menewsha and thought I would come back.

Yeah, I get it, you're undyingly grateful. You're welcome already!!
Sometimes you just overdo the thank-yous.

-puts coffee in your cereal-

Well, it's not even vegetarian or vegan, to boot.

But if your loved one cares about your uterus's diet, then we certainly do live in a near-future Handmaid's Tale.

They should only care about your hooha. Your muff. Your beaver. Your meat curtains.

Puh-lease, my bacon-grease-based chapstick is right up your uterine alley!

DEAL WITH IT.

-clogs your uterus with store-brand chapstick-

I LIKE EXPERIMENTSSS