Car'a'Carn's Profile

you sent me a love lib, thank you! it's nice to know i make someone feel smellier and shinier lol and how did you know it was my wish to be the smallest/heaviest person on pluto?!

The open shirt. The cheesey moustache. Blonde hair. Shorter than his girl. Yep, that's David Spade.

You're spongeBOOB.
Excuse me but i have an award. I'm officially better than you. the "i'm better than Carn" award.
Because you insist on being a grouch who hates children.
I have animal crossing. I want New Leaf. So i can be addicted to it and not pay attention to my responsibilities.
I HAD POKEMON GOLD TOO!! i beat it bc im awesome.
you better miss me. because if you don't . THEN WHO WILL ? YOURE MY GRANDPA
that's gross ,carn! you can't kiss all the men some of them are dirty and stinky
you're busy with your knitting and old people errands. i know , i know.

I like your avatar resembling David Spade. At least I think your avatar resembles David Spade. And if you did not intend your avatar to resemble David Spade, I am sorry, but I still believe that your avatar still resembles David Spade.

You're tough like a sponge. squishy mushy carn
OF COURSE im serious. I'm the best around. And nobody is going to keep me down
PSSHHH NO AND YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER! you're a bad grandpa psh you don't have the money anyways
it does? that's good because i have a bunch of old ds games and i need to play them again YOUR FIRST pokemon game????? awwe i would say to play the originals but you don't have a gameboy/gameboy advance so i don't know. The original ds could play gameboy advance games
and i do care about you and it's not my fault i get busy. I miss you and everybody too
Im SORRY I WAS GONE OKAY
no ignis kisses her loverperson!
YOU HAVENT WATCHED IT YET??? WHYYY you need to! it's good. I love it.
I'll do my best to stick around. it's tough though

I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU. you left me out in the rain and the cold and i have the sniffles of abandonment
Nothing is my fault. I'm flawless.
You wanna buy me a 3DS? i don't have moolah so i need yours
I had Animal crossing Wild World on the regular DS but because mine is broken i should get the new one right? I love playing pokemon. But i prefer the older versions because the newer pokemons are weird looking imo
But how is Omega Ruby? Is it good or what bro
Well i haven't been on lately so i wouldn't know about your adorable relationship and everything
No my boyfriend isn't a boy. HE IS A MAN! duh carn. duh
i watched the new star wars movie in theaters like multiple times already. because im in love with it. I WILL GO TO THAT THREAD!!! thank you
I'll pay it a visit when i get back from my night class.

You've abandoned your child meeeee
I could have sworn we befriended eachother on here maybe one of your other avis? or no...
STOP PLAYING WITH FIRE!!! GEEZ my DS broke and i can't play any of my games it's so sad. I want to play pokemon and things. Im addicted to animal crossing. BUT LIKE YEAH im going to get a 3DS sometime soon maybe. for my birthday hopefully
YOU FOUND SOMEONE BRAVE ENOUGH TO LIVE WITH YOUR PYRO DISEASE jfc
don't set her on fire pls
SOME ONE YOU MET ON THIS SITE THATS SOOOOO CUTE AWEEEE yes i'm happy for you!!!!
I don't kiss all the boys. I hate all the boys. My boyfriend lives in another state. I also met him online. hahah but he visits me and we video chat. He's totally obsessed with me because i'm amazing and awesome. we are kind of but not really engaged because we plan to get married but it's like a long ways away from now kind of. until i finish school and things.
ALSO THATS PROBABLY WHY IM NEVER ABLE TO FIND YOU IN THREADS ???? I HAVE NO WHERE TO POST

BUD hey
how come you aren't on my friends list?

Fabulous!

Is that Sophie, Howl, and Calcifer in your siggy?