I am sitting here in prison
Because I murdered my wife
Regrets, yes, I have one
And I will for the rest of my life
I hit her over the head with a hammer
Then I cut her into pieces
All while eating a peanut butter cup
I believe it was a Reese’s
I put her body into a wood chipper
And then I turned it on
You would have too if you knew her
I am glad that she is gone
My advice to any husband out there
And I sincerely and honestly mean it
If you kill your wife in a wood chipper
Make sure you thoroughly clean it
Yay for Rping moods.
I'm still sick. Stayed home from school today. :P
Actually, I'm not as sick as I wuz on Wednesday. Talked my parents into letting me stay home since there wasn't any actual class, no reason for me to be there
Ooh, that sounds good to me! :3 And I enjoy the Room of Requirement suggestion... maybe it'll be what makes them realize they really like one another, or something?
BOTH?!?!? D8
Well, all right! xD Would you rather be the guy or the girl OR maybe do something not so heteronormative? Up to you, I'm fine with playing any gender.
Okay, so how does this sound for a plot: two students are paired up to do an assignment together. They have to write an article on a teacher, or research something within the school and they discover something dastardly. They try telling other people about it, but nobody believes them, so they have to take care of it themselves and stop the dastardly thing from continuing. And of course, while doing this, they realize they like each other when previously they disliked each other or something~