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  1. ghostPastry
    07-17-2011 07:55 AM
    ghostPastry
    It's good to be king. :cool:
  2. Cherry Who?
    07-17-2011 06:35 AM
    Cherry Who?
    I got you a gift. Here it is! It's really awesome!


    Just kidding, it's a pile of shit.
  3. Vix Viral
    07-17-2011 05:14 AM
    Vix Viral
    That's some sexy profile pic, Howdy. Unf unf unf!
  4. jellysundae
    07-15-2011 11:57 PM
    jellysundae
    Thank you :hug:
  5. HIM_ROCK
    07-14-2011 04:23 PM
    HIM_ROCK
    But you left a mahoosive hole in the wall where you took the toilet from how did you manged that D<
  6. HIM_ROCK
    07-13-2011 07:24 PM
    HIM_ROCK
    Jelly informed me that you're the one who stole my toilet, not Jelly at all.
  7. BellyButton
    07-07-2011 05:47 AM
    BellyButton
    The Auctioneer keeps sending me hate mail. Bash him against the rocks with your elemental fury!
  8. Codette
    07-07-2011 02:50 AM
    Codette
    oh! I can be the Sea kitty to your ocean! *giggles*
  9. Cardinal Biggles
    07-07-2011 12:35 AM
    Cardinal Biggles
    No, no, thank you.
  10. BellyButton
    07-07-2011 12:02 AM
    BellyButton
    Are you disappointed? ;)

About Me

  • About Captain Howdy
    Biography
    I was born in a log cabin on the desert plains of Saskatchewan. My mother was a coal miner. My father was Aqua Man. We kept him in a tank in my backyard. I didn't spend much time with him cause I would drown.

    My favorite thing to do as a child was astral projecting to Finland and eavesdropping on conversations. I can't understand the language, but i'd pretend they were saying something vastly profound and that I was somehow a part of history.

    My dog died while I was at camp. He wasn't old or anything. He was in a shoot out with the cops. My dog ran with a tough crowd. His name was Mittens.

    So this one time... Me and Bobby Greely were out down by the railroad tracks and he said, "Do you want to see a dead body?" And I was like, "Oh hell yeah." And so he bludgeoned himself with a rock. And I was like, "Aw, do it again." ... But he didn't say anything.

    *spins* How does this work? I really... don't know.
    Location
    In a hollow tree, where I make cookies.
    Interests
    Reading to Orphans and Deep Tongue Kissing Hobos
    Occupation
    I am a burden to society.
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  • Join Date: 02-25-2008

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