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  1. Captain Howdy
    02-08-2019 05:56 AM
    Captain Howdy
    *fondles your perennials*
  2. SesshysMiko
    02-07-2019 04:29 AM
    SesshysMiko
    I'm sorry this is literally a year late, but thank you!!! <3
  3. X---AznCo0ki3
    02-04-2019 08:10 PM
    X---AznCo0ki3
    *pours water on you* keke
  4. Antagonist
    01-25-2019 11:55 AM
    Antagonist
    ...Thanks?? o Ao;;
  5. Captain Howdy
    01-25-2019 11:00 AM
    Captain Howdy
    *donates your gold lamé panties to the Liberace museum*
  6. Risque
    01-25-2019 05:37 AM
    Risque
    Your comment makes my eggplant sweaty
  7. Clair Voyant
    01-25-2019 05:30 AM
    Clair Voyant
    Hmm, I guess if you haven't slept it's still evening for you. It's 9pm here and I just got out of my evening class. Studying education. Needs a career and all. Adulting is very much a thing. @__@

    Aw thank you! I felt like a queen my wedding day. It was just perfect.
  8. Clair Voyant
    01-25-2019 05:24 AM
    Clair Voyant
    I'm not entirely sure. That's quite a philosophical question to ask someone so late in the evening....or is it morning for you?

    How are you? :D
  9. Clair Voyant
    01-25-2019 05:22 AM
    Clair Voyant
    Well HI THERE!
  10. Captain Howdy
    01-24-2019 04:28 AM
    Captain Howdy
    Foreskin and seven years ago, your fathers were whores! Boooo!

About Me

  • About Facade
    Biography
    The name's Brandon! I am in fact male, despite popular belief. Fancy that!

    I love to read and write. I find science articles fun to read, although I don't like science that much. I type random conversations with weirdos like you more than I write. Yeah, I'm full of surprises. And contradictions. Can't forget those.

    I'll be headed to college in the Fall (assuming you're reading this in 2010, and not, say, 1837). I plan on majoring in either Communications or Education. I'd love to become a college professor, or, uh... something else. Other than professorship, I've really no idea.

    I love chatting up a [rather crazy] storm with people I enjoy being around. Stop by my thread 'SPRINKLES, NOT JIMMIES!' sometime, yes? The regulars and I enjoy new faces, especially when they're as absurd as our own.

    My other homes are the Quest and Media forums. If you can't find me anywhere, I'm probably whoring out the visitor messages to random strangers.

    I love you all, now stop stalking me and reading about me. Weird ass.
    (Leave me comments. I respond.)

    User #6355
    Location
    Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
    Interests
    Writing, reading, language, philosophy, interesting articles, mythology, culture.
    Occupation
    College Freshman
  • Signature
    "Connie Marble, you stand convicted of assholeism. The proper punishment will now take place. Look pretty for the picture, Connie!"

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  • Last Activity: 03-16-2024 03:56 PM
  • Join Date: 05-25-2007

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